2017 Roster
(includes practice players)#0 Aaron Hom
#2 Molly 'Cookie' Munson *
#3 Ryan 'Tako' Takayama
#5 Aaron 'Princess' Shi *
#6 Cheryl Hsu *
#7 Katie Ogden *
#7 James Sheridan
#8 Anna Liu *
#9 Greg Marliave
#11 Joel Anton *
#12 Ziyue 'Z' Chen
#14 Kate Schlag
#15 Nick 'Tolfa' Tolfa *
#16 Krista Smith *
#17 Margot 'Radar' Stert
#18 Nicholas 'Kraken' Alexander
#19 Chris 'Cogs' Cogswell *
#20 Sean Liston *
#21 Dulcy Docken
#22 Andy 'did-not-update-this-website' Ouyang
#24 Joe Thompson *
#25 Daniel 'Robot' Naruo
#29 Amanda 'Panda' Meroux *
#30 Jeremy Kharrazi *
#33 Ian Sweeney
#36 Sara Nolan
#44 Marley Hartman-Filson
#52 Sam Applegate *
#82 An-Chi Tsou
#88 Linh Hoang
#99 Niko Duffy *
Coach: Bob 'Tall Bob' Madden
* indicates rookie bears
2014 Roster
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#0 Federico Chialvo

What's your name?
Federico Chialvo
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5' 10" I was born the 22 of September 1983 in the foothills of the Andes in San Miguel de Tucuman, Argentina.
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
Sonny
What's your favorite drill in practice?
Dump Sets
Which teammate is most likely to be arrested in Italy and how?
Sonny, something Tinder related.
How do you want Egg Boy to cook your eggs?
Over easy, with a side of toast.
Playing on the Polar Bears is most like the movie ________.
The Golden Compass
How many clones of yourself would it take to beat up a silverback gorilla in a fight (no weapons)?
No clones, no weapons. I'd feed him some salad laced with tranquilizers. Then I'd stop his face until I felt him sufficiently "beat up." *But I would feel terrible doing this.
#1 Scott Roeder

What's your name?
Scott Roeder
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'10", 1, 5/28/1987, favorite food = pizza
website: www.scottroederphotography.com
instagram: @scaughty
twitter: @scottroeder
website: www.scottroederphotography.com
instagram: @scaughty
twitter: @scottroeder
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
When we practiced on Treasure Island and got kicked off the first field and had to move the nearby "park".
What's your favorite drill in practice?
Scrimmage drill
Which teammate is most likely to be arrested in Italy and how?
Ben Hubbard. He is always up to no good.
How do you want Egg Boy to cook your eggs?
Early in the morning, in a tent in the backyard, wearing an Egg Boy apron.
Playing on the Polar Bears is most like the movie ________.
The Sandlot. It's a classic underdog story.
How many clones of yourself would it take to beat up a silverback gorilla in a fight (no weapons)?
7
#2 Kevin Cocks

What's your name?
Kevin Cocks
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
Height: 5'9"
Number: 2
DOB: 9/17/1989
Favorite Food: Sushi
Favorite Sports Team: Green Bay Packers
Biggest Irrational Fear: Spiders
Number: 2
DOB: 9/17/1989
Favorite Food: Sushi
Favorite Sports Team: Green Bay Packers
Biggest Irrational Fear: Spiders
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
US Open vs. Drag n Thrust. I went to huck it to Greenwood and he cut under. I tried to holster it but did not and threw a flick straight into my mark's chest.
Funniest non-frisbee moment:
This May, Gina and I had our wedding which several of the Polar Bears attended. It was the very end of the night and everyone was on their way out. AJ decided he need to head into the bar (quite literally) for a night-cap, and neglected to see the enormous glass window that separated the bar from the patio. He walked head first into the glass, knocking him back several feet. Needless to say, AJ will always hold a special place in me and Gina's memories of our wedding night.
Funniest non-frisbee moment:
This May, Gina and I had our wedding which several of the Polar Bears attended. It was the very end of the night and everyone was on their way out. AJ decided he need to head into the bar (quite literally) for a night-cap, and neglected to see the enormous glass window that separated the bar from the patio. He walked head first into the glass, knocking him back several feet. Needless to say, AJ will always hold a special place in me and Gina's memories of our wedding night.
What's your favorite drill in practice?
End-zone tie break. It always provides me the opportunity to talk smack to the D-line for the rest of practice.
Which teammate is most likely to be arrested in Italy and how?
Sonny: Peeing in public (repeat offender)
How do you want Egg Boy to cook your eggs?
I don't appreciate you referring to my buddy as 'boy'. He is clearly 'Egg Man'
Playing on the Polar Bears is most like the movie ________.
Friday Night Lights.
How many clones of yourself would it take to beat up a silverback gorilla in a fight (no weapons)?
#3 Cecil Qiu

What's your name?
Cecil Qiu
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
6'0", #3, April 14, 1991
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
That time that I clogged the toilet at Megan's and just left it. JUST KIDDING that didn't really happen. I only said that to be funny in this response.
What's your favorite drill in practice?
The one where I match up against Clyde and get a block.
Which teammate is most likely to be arrested in Italy and how?
"Visiting athlete AJ Shankar arrested by beauty of Roman architecture"
How do you want Egg Boy to cook your eggs?
Fertilized.
Playing on the Polar Bears is most like the movie ________.
The Lego Movie because you think it's going to be child's play but there are adult themes.
How many clones of yourself would it take to beat up a silverback gorilla in a fight (no weapons)?
At least 3 to achieve 50% chance of victory.
#4 Julia Ting

What's your name?
Julia Ting
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
im average height
4
the day i was born was so momentous they started a chain convenience store and named it after the day. aka, 7/11
4
the day i was born was so momentous they started a chain convenience store and named it after the day. aka, 7/11
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
Three guys marching up stairs to all pee in the same bathroom
What's your favorite drill in practice?
End-zone tie break
Which teammate is most likely to be arrested in Italy and how?
Sonny and TBD
How do you want Egg Boy to cook your eggs?
I'm allergic don't do it i'll die
Playing on the Polar Bears is most like the movie ________.
How many clones of yourself would it take to beat up a silverback gorilla in a fight (no weapons)?
100. I'd go at it like an army of little kirbies like in super smash bros
#5 Robert Gormley

What's your name?
Robert Gormley
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'7
#5
11/14/1986
#5
11/14/1986
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
Playing Fishbowl at Kate's. Tom is sooooo GOOD!!! Ask him what the LOTR character Grendle sounds like...
What's your favorite drill in practice?
Talking to Sonny during Robicon -- who does the opposite of what I tell him because he doesn't trust what I'm saying!
Which teammate is most likely to be arrested in Italy and how?
Adam will comically get in trouble for partying too hard with his Goodfellas at a discotech -- that turns out to be a front for a mob headquarters -- and will need to make a deal he can't refuse, on this, the day of my daughters wedding. Scarface.
How do you want Egg Boy to cook your eggs?
Don't care, just want to get some before they all run out!
Playing on the Polar Bears is most like the movie ________.
Oceans 11. Logistics are complicated, everyone is sexy, and we're all millionaires by the end!
How many clones of yourself would it take to beat up a silverback gorilla in a fight (no weapons)?
I remember when bicepts were all the rage... It's not about strength, its about skill.
http://youtu.be/lHrrKudq8gc?t=10m25s
http://youtu.be/lHrrKudq8gc?t=10m25s
#6 Meeri Chang

What's your name?
Meeri Chang
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'2, #6, 03/09/1992
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
When Sonny tried to give Kevin a high five, but missed the target and knocked out Kevin's tooth.
What's your favorite drill in practice?
Box-Cup and watermelon break
Which teammate is most likely to be arrested in Italy and how?
Ellen for aggravated assault; innocent tourists subject to severe pool injuries
How do you want Egg Boy to cook your eggs?
with pizzaz
Playing on the Polar Bears is most like the movie ________.
Despicable Me because we're a bunch of goobs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnvy1gpZa7M
:17-:25 Robot lolololillolilol
:26-:34 Sonny and Kevin
1:18-1:30 Crew
1:33 - 1:42 Tom
1:46 - 2:23 Bob & Ben, Ellen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnvy1gpZa7M
:17-:25 Robot lolololillolilol
:26-:34 Sonny and Kevin
1:18-1:30 Crew
1:33 - 1:42 Tom
1:46 - 2:23 Bob & Ben, Ellen
How many clones of yourself would it take to beat up a silverback gorilla in a fight (no weapons)?
Hmm, I'd say at least 20
#8 Tom Watson

What's your name?
Tom Watson
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
I'm a person, not a number, what is this, some sort of fascist state? 'MERCA!
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
Stopping at a taco bell in Minnesota and almost having a local beat us down for leaving our indicator running in the drive-thru queue.
What's your favorite drill in practice?
Any drill where I get to cut deep and scream "JACK IT" at my team mates.
Which teammate is most likely to be arrested in Italy and how?
Natasha Won, for inappropriate relations with a certain Italian former Prime Minister
How do you want Egg Boy to cook your eggs?
Denver omelette with a side of avocado
Playing on the Polar Bears is most like the movie ________.
Tropic Thunder, except with heaps more Patagonia product placement. Endless smack-talk, Tom Cruise dancing, cross-cultural miscommunication and Americans pretending to be Australian. Never go full retard.
How many clones of yourself would it take to beat up a silverback gorilla in a fight (no weapons)?
Two. One to orchestrate precision intelligence and targeting on the gorilla's positioning and one to act as a human kamikaze missile dropped from 30,000 feet. Death from above MFs!
#9 Greg Marliave

What's your name?
Greg Marliave
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
6'1, #9, 3-8-84, Pisces
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
The funniest moment of the season thus far was when Greenie and I went rabbit hunting during the retreat. We found some discarded nets in the shed and pursued our hapless prey about a quarter-mile before it finally made its mistake. By venturing onto an open flat deck it limited its escapes or hiding places. As we stemmed onto the deck from opposite corners it suddenly became alert, realizing the peril of its situation. It made a dash along the house line towards Greenie's side, which was undoubtedly its undoing, as Greenie is a far quicker rabbit catcher than myself. Moving more quickly than I have seen in any of our ultimate games, Greenie cut off its intended line. I closed as the rabbit turned and began to bolt between us. I dove and brought my net crashing down over its head. Needless to say, we were both shocked, as we had no expectation of actually catching the beast. However, we were not as shocked as our rabbit, which a moment later fell to its side and lay motionless. I had heard that once caught a rabbit's heart beat so fast it would burst, but I had not believed the legend until that moment. Suddenly heart stricken that our game had resulted in the death of such an innocent creature, I disentangled my net and approached it to see if there was any hope of its survival. No sooner had I done this than the rabbit revealed its cunning ruse. It leapt to my shoulder, and I fell back in shock as it dashed away. Greenie burst out laughing as I hit the deck rather hard, but even I was smiling.
Runner up moment: scrat almost throwing a billiard ball through the window.
Runner up moment: scrat almost throwing a billiard ball through the window.
What's your favorite drill in practice?
As I am sure is the case with everyone, my favorite drill is dump sets.
Which teammate is most likely to be arrested in Italy and how?
Sonny, illegally crossing the train tracks.
How do you want Egg Boy to cook your eggs?
Sunnyside up.
Playing on the Polar Bears is most like the movie ________.
It is a tie. Groundhog Day, because you fools never learn and Space Jam, self evident.
How many clones of yourself would it take to beat up a silverback gorilla in a fight (no weapons)?
4 would be a sporting match, 5 a more comfortable victory.
#10 Sonny Zaccaro

What's your name?
Sonny Zaccaro
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'10"
#10 just like messi
April 28 same birthday as penelope cruz
#10 just like messi
April 28 same birthday as penelope cruz
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
My "Mourn-Dog" joke
Q: What would you call Morgan "Mor-Dog" if her parents died ?
A: "MOURN-DOG"
Q: What would you call Morgan "Mor-Dog" if her parents died ?
A: "MOURN-DOG"
What's your favorite drill in practice?
real answer: endzone tie break
funny answer: power drill #VeryFunny
funny answer: power drill #VeryFunny
Which teammate is most likely to be arrested in Italy and how?
Adam Raty. Indecent exposure ( his decaying toes )
How do you want Egg Boy to cook your eggs?
UNcooked, Incubated, and pasture-raised
There is WHEY more protein in a chicken #Bulking #HiddenJoke
There is WHEY more protein in a chicken #Bulking #HiddenJoke
Playing on the Polar Bears is most like the movie ________.
Thor.
Because I look just like Chris Hemsworth
Because I look just like Chris Hemsworth
How many clones of yourself would it take to beat up a silverback gorilla in a fight (no weapons)?
2 Sonnys
One Sonny to fight the gorilla & one Sonny to prepare post workout protein shake #Bulking
One Sonny to fight the gorilla & one Sonny to prepare post workout protein shake #Bulking
#11 Clay Miller

What's your name?
Clay Miller
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
1.2E-11AU, Number 11, Born on 12/22/1986.
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
Jokes about Ben's hot feet from last season.
What's your favorite drill in practice?
Which teammate is most likely to be arrested in Italy and how?
Dulcy - her antisemitic sentiments will not bode well.
How do you want Egg Boy to cook your eggs?
scrambled with no pants on (aka les oeufs aux EGO).
Playing on the Polar Bears is most like the movie ________.
The Hunger Games. Crew runs a tight ship.
How many clones of yourself would it take to beat up a silverback gorilla in a fight (no weapons)?
I assume we are talking a male silverback. I would say realistically, Four Adam Raty sized Clays and one Clay sized Adam Raty.
#12 Nicholas Alexander

What's your name?
Nicholas Alexander
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'8"
#12
06/01/1993
#12
06/01/1993
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
But Italy hasn't even happened yet!!
What's your favorite drill in practice?
People like these things?
Which teammate is most likely to be arrested in Italy and how?
Crew, assault and battery
How do you want Egg Boy to cook your eggs?
With his secret ingredient
Playing on the Polar Bears is most like the movie ________.
Toy Story, no explanation needed
How many clones of yourself would it take to beat up a silverback gorilla in a fight (no weapons)?
No less than 2...
#14 Kate Schlag

What's your name?
Kate Schlag
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'6", #14, 11/22/88
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
Kevin losing his tooth at US open, and then Clay and Sonny pretending to be him during Fishbowl
What's your favorite drill in practice?
Snack time
Which teammate is most likely to be arrested in Italy and how?
Adam
How do you want Egg Boy to cook your eggs?
Poached
Playing on the Polar Bears is most like the movie ________.
Cool Runnings. One team. 27 bears. Twenty below zero
How many clones of yourself would it take to beat up a silverback gorilla in a fight (no weapons)?
44. 35 as sacrifices to tire it out, 4 to whittle some spears with the dead clones’ teeth, 5 to stab it from all sides
#16 AJ Shankar

What's your name?
AJ Shankar
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'9"
#16
Ready for masters!
#16
Ready for masters!
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
Strictly team-related: Adam missing the bowl by a foot from six inches away.
Tangential: when I walked into a glass pane at Kevin's wedding and rebounded about five feet. Who knew glass could be so transparent?!
Tangential: when I walked into a glass pane at Kevin's wedding and rebounded about five feet. Who knew glass could be so transparent?!
What's your favorite drill in practice?
Endzone tiebreak
Box-cup
Box-cup
Which teammate is most likely to be arrested in Italy and how?
Clay, for drug use
It's well known that Clay's a huge shroom-hound, but he has a life to live here in the states. His maniacal desire for fungus will truly blossom into a criminal obsession in the Temple of Boom known as Italy.
It's well known that Clay's a huge shroom-hound, but he has a life to live here in the states. His maniacal desire for fungus will truly blossom into a criminal obsession in the Temple of Boom known as Italy.
How do you want Egg Boy to cook your eggs?
Benedict, no bacon
Playing on the Polar Bears is most like the movie ________.
The Goonies
How many clones of yourself would it take to beat up a silverback gorilla in a fight (no weapons)?
I would never... maybe we could be friends though?
#17 Natasha Won

What's your name?
Natasha Won
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'3, #17, July 26, Leo, House Griffindor, House Lannister
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
Sonny Zaccaro
What's your favorite drill in practice?
Box Cup duh!
Which teammate is most likely to be arrested in Italy and how?
Sonny Zaccaro for being Sonny Zaccaro.
How do you want Egg Boy to cook your eggs?
Over medium.. But he only does scrambled..
Playing on the Polar Bears is most like the movie ________.
Kicking and Screaming
How many clones of yourself would it take to beat up a silverback gorilla in a fight (no weapons)?
Maybe like 50? Maybe more..?
#20 Sam Adamson

What's your name?
Sam Adamson
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'10"
#20
11/15/87
Scorpio
#20
11/15/87
Scorpio
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
Clay MIller's jump shot in Megan's driveway playing HORSE
What's your favorite drill in practice?
20-Volt Max Lithium-Ion Cordless Drill/Driver Kit.
The transmission offers 2-speed options.
Great drill in practice or for home improvement.
The transmission offers 2-speed options.
Great drill in practice or for home improvement.
Which teammate is most likely to be arrested in Italy and how?
Nicolas.
Selling counterfeit handbags in Milan's shopping district.
Selling counterfeit handbags in Milan's shopping district.
How do you want Egg Boy to cook your eggs?
Over Easy
Playing on the Polar Bears is most like the movie ________.
Crocodile Dundee.
If you have ever met Tom, you will understand.
If you have ever met Tom, you will understand.
How many clones of yourself would it take to beat up a silverback gorilla in a fight (no weapons)?
17
#21 Dulcy Docken

What's your name?
Dulcy Docken
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'7"
#21
10/21/1983
#21
10/21/1983
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
Hopefully still many more to come..
But it was pretty funny when Adam and Greenwood raced to see who could chug beer (Adam) or gatorade goo stuff (Eric) faster after the US Open.
But it was pretty funny when Adam and Greenwood raced to see who could chug beer (Adam) or gatorade goo stuff (Eric) faster after the US Open.
What's your favorite drill in practice?
End zone tie-break, and also the one where Crew throws up a bunch of floaty hucks and we work on positioning and skills in the air by trying to sky each other.
Also Texas because I never have any turns.
Also Texas because I never have any turns.
Which teammate is most likely to be arrested in Italy and how?
Sonny or Adam come to mind first, for some reason. Not sure how; there are probably a lot of possibilities....
How do you want Egg Boy to cook your eggs?
Over medium.
So the yolk is kind of runny but the white is fully cooked, but not so the yolk is cooked too long.
So the yolk is kind of runny but the white is fully cooked, but not so the yolk is cooked too long.
Playing on the Polar Bears is most like the movie ________.
I really haven't seen enough movies to be able to answer this one yet. Seriously, I have not seen very many movies.
How many clones of yourself would it take to beat up a silverback gorilla in a fight (no weapons)?
50. Wait what is a silverback gorilla?
#23 Ellen Zwickl

What's your name?
Ellen Zwickl
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
#23
5'6"
White
Born in the summer
Loves the mountains and being outdoors
Looking for a man who is sensitive, funny, could beat up a silverback gorilla by himself, caring, a handyman, can cook, flies a plane, has rafted the Amazon, climbed Mt Everest, rides a motorcycle And is handsome.... Please do not respond if you do not meet the above criteria.
5'6"
White
Born in the summer
Loves the mountains and being outdoors
Looking for a man who is sensitive, funny, could beat up a silverback gorilla by himself, caring, a handyman, can cook, flies a plane, has rafted the Amazon, climbed Mt Everest, rides a motorcycle And is handsome.... Please do not respond if you do not meet the above criteria.
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
If by funniest you mean loudest then: 8 person Spaceteam in a restaurant in Minnesota while Sonny sits in the middle of the circle throwing wads of napkin at peoples drinks.... Good thing we had our own half of the restaurant.
What's your favorite drill in practice?
Any drill the D line wins - so all of them. [Line deleted by editor as inappropriate, but included the letter 'O' followed by the word 'line' followed by the word 'Chodes']
Which teammate is most likely to be arrested in Italy and how?
An Chi for throwing a bottle of wine at Adam Raty, missing, and hitting a policeman officers horse by accident.... Or Sonny; because Sonny...
How do you want Egg Boy to cook your eggs?
Over easy plz
Playing on the Polar Bears is most like the movie ________.
Armageddon - Bunch of friends joined together, shot out into space (Moraga), at some point there is a good chance someone will be riding a nuclear weapon (lot of options here), people keep dropping like flies, but in the end we are going to save the world after an epic rendition of "I don't want to miss a thing" sung by Tosh.
How many clones of yourself would it take to beat up a silverback gorilla in a fight (no weapons)?
20 - thats a nice round number... Though I honestly think my clones would revolt against the idiocy of going after a silverback with no weapons. :/
#25 Daniel Naruo

What's your name?
Daniel Naruo
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'9"
May 22, 1985
May 22, 1985
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
Tash threw a basketball into a plastic bin at Roberts house and it shattered.
What's your favorite drill in practice?
huck tangle
Which teammate is most likely to be arrested in Italy and how?
Sonny
How do you want Egg Boy to cook your eggs?
can he make meringue out of them?
Playing on the Polar Bears is most like the movie ________.
Dumb and Dumber
How many clones of yourself would it take to beat up a silverback gorilla in a fight (no weapons)?
90, I don't want it to be fair
#27 Morgan Paulson

What's your name?
Morgan Paulson
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'5'', #27, March 1st, 1990.
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
Watching Sonny and my dad compete in a drunken stomach slapping contest.
What's your favorite drill in practice?
Push-ups. Suns out guns out bitches.
How do you want Egg Boy to cook your eggs?
Scrambled with garlic, pepper, and looooots of cheese to drown out the egg taste.
Playing on the Polar Bears is most like the movie ________.
Saw. Because we get cut.
How many clones of yourself would it take to beat up a silverback gorilla in a fight (no weapons)?
I don't know about Morgans, but it would only take one Morgman.
#36 Megan Norr

What's your name?
Megan Norr
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'8"
36
10/25/1987
Minnesotan
36
10/25/1987
Minnesotan
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
That time AJ said [anything]: "Harvard, Harvard, Harvard.. Har-vard!"
What's your favorite drill in practice?
Texas (I'll take my brownie points now, thank you.)
Which teammate is most likely to be arrested in Italy and how?
Easy. Adam Raty. Probably nudity.
How do you want Egg Boy to cook your eggs?
Scrambled, in my mother's kitchen.
Playing on the Polar Bears is most like the movie ________.
The Royal Tenenbaums, but with more sports.
How many clones of yourself would it take to beat up a silverback gorilla in a fight (no weapons)?
None. I got this.
#42 Bob Madden

What's your name?
Bob Madden
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
6'4"
#42
Virgo
#42
Virgo
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
I'll just say there was a cucumber involved.
What's your favorite drill in practice?
In theory a pump drill. It is leaves a small carbon footprint (virtually nil) and is just very clever. However, in practice it is a DeWalt cordless. It just gets the job done faster.
Which teammate is most likely to be arrested in Italy and how?
Adam. Let us just say it involves a cucumber.
How do you want Egg Boy to cook your eggs?
In nothing but a apron.
Playing on the Polar Bears is most like the movie ________.
Brazil
How many clones of yourself would it take to beat up a silverback gorilla in a fight (no weapons)?
No amount of clones would be effective. The clones would simply be too fixated upon themselves to manage a fight of any difficulty.
#74 Ben Hubbard

What's your name?
Ben Hubbard
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
6'2, #74, October 16th, 1989
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
Fuck, I don't know.
What's your favorite drill in practice?
It's a tie between endzone tiebreak and box-cup. I think the absence of box-cup from our practices however has made my heart grow stronger for it.
Which teammate is most likely to be arrested in Italy and how?
Dulcy. I know she's planning something mischievous. She has international criminal written all over her.
How do you want Egg Boy to cook your eggs?
Shirtless
Playing on the Polar Bears is most like the movie ________.
Semi-pro
How many clones of yourself would it take to beat up a silverback gorilla in a fight (no weapons)?
I can imagine that only 5 Ben Hubbard's could actively fight at one time while effectively hurting the gorilla. But it would probably take a long time to tire out the silverback, so I'm going to say 20 clones of myself, realistically.
#76 Adam Raty

What's your name?
Adam Raty
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
6'2"
#76
321
Go Sharks!
#76
321
Go Sharks!
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
I secretly and unintentionally crop dusted Meeri during 4-lines. It was funny, but I still feel bad. Sorry Meeri, you probably didn't know about this until now.
What's your favorite drill in practice?
Trick ball!
Which teammate is most likely to be arrested in Italy and how?
How do you want Egg Boy to cook your eggs?
Playing on the Polar Bears is most like the movie ________.
How many clones of yourself would it take to beat up a silverback gorilla in a fight (no weapons)?
Since the obvious answer is 1 (note: the question only asks for clones, not including the original in this fight), I'll pose a better question.
How many clones to take down a clone of myself in a gorilla costume? Answer: It's tough to say. 50% of the time, 1.
How many clones to take down a clone of myself in a gorilla costume? Answer: It's tough to say. 50% of the time, 1.
#82 An-Chi Tsou

What's your name?
An-Chi Tsou
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'3", August 11, #82
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
Not sure of the funniest. But Stella trolling Tash every time is a classic.
What's your favorite drill in practice?
Box cup!
Which teammate is most likely to be arrested in Italy and how?
Dulcy. One of the boys on our team would do something illegal. She would apologize to the police for it happening. Police would misinterpret her apology for a confession, and she would end up getting arrested.
How do you want Egg Boy to cook your eggs?
Scrambled with butter.
Playing on the Polar Bears is most like the movie ________.
Mighty Ducks 2. Obvi.
How many clones of yourself would it take to beat up a silverback gorilla in a fight (no weapons)?
5 more than the number of subway cookies than Sonny can eat in an hour without throwing up.
#88 Linh Hoang

What's your name?
Linh Hoang
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
6'4"
#88
Nov. 13
#88
Nov. 13
What's your favorite drill in practice?
lunchtime
Which teammate is most likely to be arrested in Italy and how?
probably dulcy, her niceness doesn't fool me
How do you want Egg Boy to cook your eggs?
however he's currently cooking them seems to be working
Playing on the Polar Bears is most like the movie ________.
300. so many good looking, mostly-naked men
How many clones of yourself would it take to beat up a silverback gorilla in a fight (no weapons)?
88
Coach Alex Crew

What's your name?
Alex Crew
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'8", Coach, 9/14
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
Probably the retreat. Sadly I slept through it.
What's your favorite drill in practice?
I love all my children equally. But especially the defensive ones. And if I get to throw intentionally floaty hucks as part of the drill it's even better.
Which teammate is most likely to be arrested in Italy and how?
Tom. Also most likely to try and argue his way out of it with "WFDF"
How do you want Egg Boy to cook your eggs?
Benedict. But I'm not holding my breath.
Playing on the Polar Bears is most like the movie ________.
US Open game tape. Film don't lie.
How many clones of yourself would it take to beat up a silverback gorilla in a fight (no weapons)?
Silverback gorillas are scary. Since my army of clones is disposable in nature I will bury it underneath an ever increasing mound of clones. An adult silverback gorilla can reach a height of 1.8m, and a mass of ~510lbs. Using that height, I propose burying it under a solid hemisphere 2.8m in radius. As the volume of the hemisphere is 2/3*pi*r3, I come up with a total volume of 45.98m3. However, we need to subtract off the volume of the gorilla inside. Assuming a gorilla has a similar density to water (wikipedia is sadly absent on that front), a gorilla has a total volume of ~0.25m3. As I am neutrally buoyant, this leads to a calculation of the volume of a single Alex as 0.06m3. It is a straightforward calculation to show that the total number of clones necessary to fill the volume is 766.2. However, this should likely be rounded to only 2 significant figures so the total answer is 770, with the remainder taking part in victory celebrations.
2013 Roster
#1 Scott Roeder

What's your name?
Scott Roeder
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'9.5", 1, 5/28/87
How did you start playing ultimate? (If you answered this question last year, make something up.)
Recruited by my high school biology teacher.
If you didn't spend all your time playing ultimate, what would you be doing instead?
I would be doing more photography probably getting back into skateboarding.
What does Blue Diamond mean to you?
Sea bass nun chucks.
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
Finding Ben asleep facedown in the hallway outside of the hotel room at 3am.
Taco Bell order?
Cool Ranch Doritos locos tacos supreme, supreme beef gordida, and a double decker supreme taco.
Best toes on the team? Worst?
Kevin & Sonny.
How many Subway cookies do you think you could eat in one sitting? Explain.
At least 40. Easily. It's already been added to the history books. Ask Eli Kerns.
#2 Kevin Cocks

What's your name?
Kevin Cocks
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
Number: 2
Height: 5' 9 3/4"
Birthday: September 17
Zodiac: Virgo
College: SDSU, LPC
Go Pack Go
Height: 5' 9 3/4"
Birthday: September 17
Zodiac: Virgo
College: SDSU, LPC
Go Pack Go
How did you start playing ultimate? (If you answered this question last year, make something up.)
I tried to join a frat, but they said my tank top was too big.
If you didn't spend all your time playing ultimate, what would you be doing instead?
Getting fat, drinking too much, and I would be rich.
What does Blue Diamond mean to you?
Extreme disappointment.
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
Adam Raty losing 5s and 0s for the second time, and jumping in a bacteria filled pool at a house where we knew none of the residents.
Taco Bell order?
Cheesy Gordita Crunch (duh)
Crispy Potato Soft Taco
Bean Burrito no onions
Double Decker with nacho cheese
Crispy Potato Soft Taco
Bean Burrito no onions
Double Decker with nacho cheese
Best toes on the team? Worst?
Sonny has the worst toes. No question. Personally, I think my toes are impeccable. Braaaag. Josh Wardle is a close second.
How many Subway cookies do you think you could eat in one sitting? Explain.
Maybe 7. If we are talking double chocolate, I don't think I could do more than 4.
#5 Robert Gormley

What's your name?
Robert Gormley
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'7
#5
11/14/1986
#5
11/14/1986
How did you start playing ultimate? (If you answered this question last year, make something up.)
I first saw Allen Lai doing it in high school before it was cool, and I said, "hey cool!"
If you didn't spend all your time playing ultimate, what would you be doing instead?
Looking for a job
What does Blue Diamond mean to you?
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
Adam's joke.
Taco Bell order?
When I think of Taco Bell, I think of Jim Gaffigan talking about Lean Pockets: "remove from box, place directly in toilet".
Best toes on the team? Worst?
Matty is immune to bo, so he probably has the most fragrant toes. Other than that, all ulty toes are gross.
How many Subway cookies do you think you could eat in one sitting? Explain.
Subway has cookies?
#6 Meeri Chang

What's your name?
Meeri Chang
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'2, #6, 3/9/92, left-handed
How did you start playing ultimate? (If you answered this question last year, make something up.)
Showed up at open practice my freshman year at Michigan after a classmate suggested I join her. Fell in love with the competitiveness of the sport, and the dedication of the team.
If you didn't spend all your time playing ultimate, what would you be doing instead?
learn how to read maps, becoming the next Martha Stewart (pre-2004)
What does Blue Diamond mean to you?
The almond brand??
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
When Adam lost 5's or 0's and had to jump into a slimy pool
Taco Bell order?
Crunchwrap supreme, with a side of meximelt
Best toes on the team? Worst?
ToeToe. For sure.
Probably mine. Both my big toenails fell of twice within 2 weeks
Probably mine. Both my big toenails fell of twice within 2 weeks
How many Subway cookies do you think you could eat in one sitting? Explain.
One of each kind they have because I can't make decisions when I order off menus. So...4? 5?
#8 Bekah Sexton

What's your name?
Bekah Sexton
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'8"
4/8/
#8
4/8/
#8
How did you start playing ultimate? (If you answered this question last year, make something up.)
Alex nord was in my freshman dorm.
If you didn't spend all your time playing ultimate, what would you be doing instead?
Sleeping
What does Blue Diamond mean to you?
Wasabi almonds?
Taco Bell order?
Gross
Best toes on the team? Worst?
An Chi, AJ
How many Subway cookies do you think you could eat in one sitting? Explain.
Zero. Gross.
#9 Greg Marliave

What's your name?
Greg
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
6'1, 9, March 8 1984, Pisces
How did you start playing ultimate? (If you answered this question last year, make something up.)
Well, I was in my dorm room in college diligently studying (as usual). I remember the day clearly. I was feeling very satisfied, as I had finished my first final exam only two weeks into the quarter. A knock came on my door just as I was starting to outline my acceptance speech for the "student with the brightest future" award. It was the cute girl down the hall who said "hey, we need another guy for our IM frisbee team and there is literally no one else on the floor. Can you play?" I responded..."uh....sure." The rest is a cautionary tale.
If you didn't spend all your time playing ultimate, what would you be doing instead?
Wedding planning.
What does Blue Diamond mean to you?
Definitely synthetic. Nothing real could be that hard.
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
Ninja got caught!
Taco Bell order?
6 Doritos Locos Tacos.
Best toes on the team? Worst?
Best toes, Kevin. Worst toes, Casey.
How many Subway cookies do you think you could eat in one sitting? Explain.
21 1/4
#10 Sonny Zaccaro

What's your name?
Sonny Zaccaro
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'10" exactly 2 inches taller than Kevin
#10 exactly 8 more numbers higher than Kevin
April 28,1991
#10 exactly 8 more numbers higher than Kevin
April 28,1991
How did you start playing ultimate? (If you answered this question last year, make something up.)
Started playing pickup in NJ to impress the ladies. didnt work. #StayStrongSonny
After highschool I moved out to California and thats where Dr. Kerry Karter invited me out to Las Positas where I started playing competitively. #SoarHawksSoar
After highschool I moved out to California and thats where Dr. Kerry Karter invited me out to Las Positas where I started playing competitively. #SoarHawksSoar
If you didn't spend all your time playing ultimate, what would you be doing instead?
Pursuing my dream of becoming the best shipping/receiving warehouse guy that Office Relief Inc. has ever seen.
What does Blue Diamond mean to you?
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
Taking drunk selfies with josh in the bathroom while a confused Tommy Li was trying to claw his way in to use the bathroom.
Taco Bell order?
crispy potato soft taco
prefer mcdonalds: 2 McChickens , 1 medium Fries , 1 oreo mcflurry.
prefer mcdonalds: 2 McChickens , 1 medium Fries , 1 oreo mcflurry.
Best toes on the team? Worst?
Best toes are my own when they are in prime condition.
Worst toes: hands down Adam Raty
Worst toes honorable mention: Kevin Cocks and his chode toes
Worst toes: hands down Adam Raty
Worst toes honorable mention: Kevin Cocks and his chode toes
How many Subway cookies do you think you could eat in one sitting? Explain.
20+ Easily
Alpha male.
Alpha male.
#11 Clay Miller

What's your name?
Clay
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'10", 11, 12/22/86, etc.
How did you start playing ultimate? (If you answered this question last year, make something up.)
My best friend, milkshake, got me started on it when I was in Junior High. He said, in 15 years, this sport will be professional! One day you could break your hand at those tryouts!
If you didn't spend all your time playing ultimate, what would you be doing instead?
Sleeping, reading, biking, glass blowing, full contact origami, hopefully more grits, less laundry.
What does Blue Diamond mean to you?
He slept in my bed. I know what it means :/
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
Not the above. Also, see above.
Taco Bell order?
CWS, bean burrito, doritos locos, hot sauce, 7 layer burrito, cinamon twists, mcflurry.
Best toes on the team? Worst?
Best toes, no idea. Worst? Scaughty.
How many Subway cookies do you think you could eat in one sitting? Explain.
Are they good?
#12 Casey Ikeda

What's your name?
Casey Ikeda
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
Height: Short among athletes, Average among Asians, Tall and Strong among Grandmothers
DOB: 2/27/89
#12
DOB: 2/27/89
#12
How did you start playing ultimate? (If you answered this question last year, make something up.)
Picked it up in 5th grade gym and then my middle school had a team.
If you didn't spend all your time playing ultimate, what would you be doing instead?
Footloose dancing all of problems away
What does Blue Diamond mean to you?
A disappointing night of grinding on Adam and getting nothing
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
Not sure if we can laugh yet, but Dulcy biting it... O and did you hear she is a racist?
Taco Bell order?
Ask Pak
#16 AJ Shankar

What's your name?
AJ
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'9", Brown as the sky is blue (though Cadbury Creme Egg style).
How did you start playing ultimate? (If you answered this question last year, make something up.)
My bowling league was a little too intense, so I starting looking for something more relaxing. I first tried my hand at bocce. Dang, what a physical sport! Next up I tried shuffleboard (detached retina), cornhole (broken clavicle), followed by checkers (torn MCL, sore back), Go Fish (separated shoulder), and Minesweeper (high ankle sprain).
Finally I settled on SlamBall. I loved how easy it was on your body, and the lack of contact was a huge plus. However, the league folded a few years ago, so I picked up ultimate on a whim after seeing a few kids in the park tossing a softball around.
Finally I settled on SlamBall. I loved how easy it was on your body, and the lack of contact was a huge plus. However, the league folded a few years ago, so I picked up ultimate on a whim after seeing a few kids in the park tossing a softball around.
If you didn't spend all your time playing ultimate, what would you be doing instead?
Hanging out with the Sexkar ladies! Playing guitar, camping, reading, sleeping. Oh yeah, and playing other sports.
What does Blue Diamond mean to you?
The pinnacle of modern technology (pinnacle, get it?!). Or is it the nadir?
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
Sonny describing how he beat up a dude he was playing pickup basketball with.
Taco Bell order?
2x MP SBBN, Cheesy Gordita Crunch SBBN. If you don't know what SBBN is, you better axe somebody (who doesn't eat meat). Also: Choco Taco!
Best toes on the team? Worst?
Best: Kevin. Worst: Adam.
How many Subway cookies do you think you could eat in one sitting? Explain.
11.5
#17 Natasha Won

What's your name?
Natasha Won
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'3", July 26, #17
How did you start playing ultimate? (If you answered this question last year, make something up.)
8th grade PE
If you didn't spend all your time playing ultimate, what would you be doing instead?
Probably playing a lot of video games or blowing up my youtubes with covers
What does Blue Diamond mean to you?
Is this a Rihanna song?
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
Sonny and Matty's break dance battle
Taco Bell order?
1 tostada, 1 soft taco, 1 crunchy taco. I'll order a soda if I'm feeling bad.
Best toes on the team? Worst?
Best: Kevin Cocks. worst: Adam Raty
How many Subway cookies do you think you could eat in one sitting? Explain.
5.. I'm not good at consuming a mass amount of food. I'M TINY!
#18 Tommy Li

What's your name?
Tommy Li
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'11", #18, 2/2/1990
How did you start playing ultimate? (If you answered this question last year, make something up.)
I started playing at Longmeadow High School in 2006.
If you didn't spend all your time playing ultimate, what would you be doing instead?
18+ clubs
What does Blue Diamond mean to you?
Definitely doable. Just have to pace yourself.
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
When Adam ate the Blue Diamond and had a boner for 5 days straight.
Taco Bell order?
Whatever Palak suggests. Cheesy Gordita Crunch maybe?
Best toes on the team? Worst?
My toenail just fell off revealing a fresh new one underneath so I would say definitely not me for either worst or best.
How many Subway cookies do you think you could eat in one sitting? Explain.
Come check on me in 10 minutes...I'll have eaten 50 by then.
#20 Alexa Kirkland

What's your name?
Alexa Kirkland
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
#: 20
Sign: Leo
Year of the: Rabbit
Spirit animal: Fox
Sign: Leo
Year of the: Rabbit
Spirit animal: Fox
How did you start playing ultimate? (If you answered this question last year, make something up.)
On the streets
If you didn't spend all your time playing ultimate, what would you be doing instead?
Beer cricket
What does Blue Diamond mean to you?
Disappointment
Taco Bell order?
TB/KFC combo... chicken drumsticks!
#21 Dulcy Docken

What's your name?
Dulcy Docken
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
#21
Height: 5' 7.5"
DOB: 10/21/83
Height: 5' 7.5"
DOB: 10/21/83
How did you start playing ultimate? (If you answered this question last year, make something up.)
A friend in college suggested I come out to pickup one time, during my freshman year...it sounded fun and I didn't have anything better to do so I went...my friend never went back after that, I think he preferred disc golf, but I guess I was hooked.
If you didn't spend all your time playing ultimate, what would you be doing instead?
Mushrooms.
What does Blue Diamond mean to you?
I'll just go with: it's one of our defensive strategies. :)
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
Hmm, I think one of them so far would be the break dance-off between Sonny and Matty (wait was it Matty??) and then when Sonny ran into a parked car at the end of it but he was totally okay and jumped up right away. That was great.
Taco Bell order?
7 layer burrito (maybe 2), cheese quesadilla. I think I will now have to add crunch wrap supreme sub beans for meat.
Best toes on the team? Worst?
Mine might be some of the worst, except for Clay. His were pretty gross last time I checked.
How many Subway cookies do you think you could eat in one sitting? Explain.
Depends what kind...? I don't like the chocolate ones. Maybe 15-20 of another kind.
#22 Matty Sung

What's your name?
Matty Sung
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'9, morbidly obese, #22
How did you start playing ultimate? (If you answered this question last year, make something up.)
Milkshake Milkshake Milkshake.
If you didn't spend all your time playing ultimate, what would you be doing instead?
Probably playing video games...
What does Blue Diamond mean to you?
The most delicious almonds on earth.
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
I like to think the best is yet to come.
Taco Bell order?
Nacho Cheese Chalupa
Best toes on the team? Worst?
Lucas Dallmann's feet are the ugliest feet on every team. And I hear Josh Wardle has some pretty nice feet.
How many Subway cookies do you think you could eat in one sitting? Explain.
One, and then the guilt would kick in.
#25 Daniel Naruo

What's your name?
Daniel Naruo
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5 Something
Spring baby
Spring baby
How did you start playing ultimate? (If you answered this question last year, make something up.)
I wasn't very good at first, things got better
If you didn't spend all your time playing ultimate, what would you be doing instead?
Let's talk about Flintstones cosplay
What does Blue Diamond mean to you?
Hats come in different sizes
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
Five Oak trees came to life and started causing a ruckus in the elementary playground
Taco Bell order?
10 pillows for one bed can be a little much
Best toes on the team? Worst?
Knowing how to chop wood used to be an important skill
How many Subway cookies do you think you could eat in one sitting? Explain.
Five of our presidents have middle names that are different types of fish, can you name them all?
#27 Morgan Paulson

What's your name?
Morgan Paulson
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'5'', 3/1/90, #27, Hometown: Tahoe City, CA
How did you start playing ultimate? (If you answered this question last year, make something up.)
I didn't want to do track or Nordic skiing in college so a high school friend told me to go check out the UNR team. I went to the first practice and was instantly addicted.
If you didn't spend all your time playing ultimate, what would you be doing instead?
I would be petting my cat, baking some pie, and playing Super Mario Bros. Or hiking, hanging out at the lake or basically anything outdoors.
What does Blue Diamond mean to you?
Never lose at any drinking games with this team.
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
Tahoe retreat. There were too many good moments to just pick one.
Taco Bell order?
Crunchwrap supreme, 7 layer burrito and a quesadilla.
Best toes on the team? Worst?
I'm pretty sure everyone on the team has terrible toes. It's impossible for any ultimate player to maintain beautiful feet throughout the season.
How many Subway cookies do you think you could eat in one sitting? Explain.
At least 15.. Maybe 30. I don't have an exact number, but I know that I can eat a lot when presented with a food challenge.
#29 Tami Younge

What's your name?
Tami
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5 feet tall, #29, Nov. 25, etc.
How did you start playing ultimate? (If you answered this question last year, make something up.)
Ultimate frisbee is a required extracurricular activity for admission to medical school.
If you didn't spend all your time playing ultimate, what would you be doing instead?
School...oh wait.
What does Blue Diamond mean to you?
Roasted almonds with sea salt.
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
Telling Popsicle jokes.
Taco Bell order?
Doritos taco shells (but just the shells)
Best toes on the team? Worst?
Palak for both.
How many Subway cookies do you think you could eat in one sitting? Explain.
0. I'm eating ice cream instead.
#40 Simon Higgins

What's your name?
Simon Higgins
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
6'4" 185lbs
#40
10/13/1992
#40
10/13/1992
How did you start playing ultimate? (If you answered this question last year, make something up.)
I saw all the mighty ducks movies in one day. Never looked back
If you didn't spend all your time playing ultimate, what would you be doing instead?
Taste testing for the American Licorice Company.
What does Blue Diamond mean to you?
It's that Leonardo DiCaprio movie
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
Ordering Dominos at DUI. Who gets onions and garlic on their pizza?
Taco Bell order?
3 chalupas, and a 5 layer burrito. Mountain Dew Baja blast
Best toes on the team? Worst?
Good ol chode toes Kevin Cocks
How many Subway cookies do you think you could eat in one sitting? Explain.
Over 37. Easy. I always learned to make room for desert.
#50 Josh Wardle

What's your name?
Josh Wardle
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
182cm 66680 grams #50
How did you start playing ultimate? (If you answered this question last year, make something up.)
I signed up in college thinking I was going to be partaking in some sort of dystopian death-sport.
If you didn't spend all your time playing ultimate, what would you be doing instead?
Playing competitive Yu-Gi-Oh!
What does Blue Diamond mean to you?
Power. Magnificence. Light-headedness.
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
Ol' Papa Shanks haggling at length with McDonald's staff in North Carolina before finally securing 2 egg mcmuffins for $3. (This was after his preferred 'sausage-mcmuffin-with-the-sausage-replaced-with-egg' method was flat out rejected).
Taco Bell order?
Cheesy Gords Crunch.
Best toes on the team? Worst?
Best: Myself or Kevin Cocks.
Worst: Adam Raty has some gnarled foot horn for sure.
Worst: Adam Raty has some gnarled foot horn for sure.
How many Subway cookies do you think you could eat in one sitting? Explain.
15 without a cup of tea. 20 with.
#58 Paige Kercher

What's your name?
Paige Kercher
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
a towering 5'6"
#58
born on the first day of fall (usually)
#58
born on the first day of fall (usually)
How did you start playing ultimate? (If you answered this question last year, make something up.)
I was just walking through the grasslands one day outside of Vermillion City when suddenly...a wild frisbee appeared! I knew I could gain massive experience points if I could get my hands on an elusive frisbee disc, so I tried my best and I caught it! Catching that wild frisbee was the best thing I've ever done, and I've been catching them ever since.
If you didn't spend all your time playing ultimate, what would you be doing instead?
Probably backpacking and just generally adventuring outdoors. Also, gettin fat.
What does Blue Diamond mean to you?
It's an almond Adam like to stick up his weewee.
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
Blue Diamond, by far.
Taco Bell order?
Crunchwrap supreme, but I'll also mix it up with a Nachos Bell Grande every so often.
Best toes on the team? Worst?
We like to call AJ twinkletoes behind his back
How many Subway cookies do you think you could eat in one sitting? Explain.
Easily, at least one. No contest.
#71 Palak Shah

What's your name?
Pak
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
fivealmostone
indian independence day
@eljanin
#datbajasauce
puppies, headbands, heels, donuts
100% sass, 0% class
big data, little girl
80% aces.
indian independence day
@eljanin
#datbajasauce
puppies, headbands, heels, donuts
100% sass, 0% class
big data, little girl
80% aces.
How did you start playing ultimate? (If you answered this question last year, make something up.)
Well you see, I used to play some ball back in the day. I wasn't so bad you know. Had some groupies trying to be like me wearing their Hanes undies and Air-paks. Had to let it go though, and tried my hand at baseball but it was no good, despite my boy Newman trying to convince me otherwise. But one day Roger Rabbit and his crew need some help back on the court. Bit looney, I know, but sometimes you want to just want to pound some Monstar energy drank and school some fools. It was a real wormburner, but we manage to clinch the game of HORSE, but not w/o the help of Bill Murray (whom I have met at a Met's game, seriously). And the rest is history.
If you didn't spend all your time playing ultimate, what would you be doing instead?
without a doubt, killing puppies (with love).
What does Blue Diamond mean to you?
on a scale of 0-4 days, I was disappointed for four days.
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
idk I'm not on the fun group text list.
Also, Kevin sucks at Vietnam.
Also, Kevin sucks at Vietnam.
Taco Bell order?
1 cheesy gordita crunch -BF +SBBN #datbajasauce
1 mexican pizza -BF
1 fresca bean burrito
1 order of cinnamon twists (if the mood strikes)
#srslydatbajasauce
1 mexican pizza -BF
1 fresca bean burrito
1 order of cinnamon twists (if the mood strikes)
#srslydatbajasauce
Best toes on the team? Worst?
Paige's are pretty gnargnar, but she's never squirted blisterblood into a doctor's mouth, so I'm going to go w/Adamratty.
Or maybe NatashaWon. You know what they say: voice of an angel, toes of Satan.
Also, Josh's toes spin webs of lies.
Or maybe NatashaWon. You know what they say: voice of an angel, toes of Satan.
Also, Josh's toes spin webs of lies.
How many Subway cookies do you think you could eat in one sitting? Explain.
me:#subwaycookies = sonny:#bestfriends
#74 Ben Hubbard

What's your name?
Ben Hubbard
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
6'4.5''. Jersey #74, Oct. 1989
How did you start playing ultimate? (If you answered this question last year, make something up.)
I went to tryouts for Foothill High school my senior year, and decided to stay for all the hot chicks. Been playing Ultimate with girls ever since.
If you didn't spend all your time playing ultimate, what would you be doing instead?
Saving lives as an EMT
What does Blue Diamond mean to you?
The easiest game of fives and zeros ever played
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
Sonny rationalizing anything
Taco Bell order?
2 soft tacos, 2 bean burritos
Best toes on the team? Worst?
Asbestos? I've only been to a few peoples houses, and I don't want to burn any bridges by naming who I think has asbestos. And AJ Shankar has the worst toes.
How many Subway cookies do you think you could eat in one sitting? Explain.
If I had to push myself, I would say 100
#76 Adam Raty

What's your name?
Adam James Raty
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
6'2"
#76
321
"It ain't easy being Muggle... gotta do work." -Tak Gunk
Special shout out to Pak! Hey Pak.
#76
321
"It ain't easy being Muggle... gotta do work." -Tak Gunk
Special shout out to Pak! Hey Pak.
How did you start playing ultimate? (If you answered this question last year, make something up.)
Kenny Dobyns recruited me out of Westbury, NY. Said to me, "Listen kid, there comes a time when you've got to put away childish things, and start playing some disc."
It changed my life, I'll never forget it.
It changed my life, I'll never forget it.
If you didn't spend all your time playing ultimate, what would you be doing instead?
Army
What does Blue Diamond mean to you?
A truly special and powerful experience. I blacked out.
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
Every time I see Kevin's face! OOOOoooohh!
-Aw Kevin don't be mad.
-It was just a joke.
-Come on man, your face is fine.
-Kevin's pissed off at me now.
-Aw Kevin don't be mad.
-It was just a joke.
-Come on man, your face is fine.
-Kevin's pissed off at me now.
Taco Bell order?
All aboard the Crispy Potato Soft Taco train!
Best toes on the team? Worst?
Best/Cutest - Cocks'
Worst - I don't want to answer this one, next question.
Worst - I don't want to answer this one, next question.
How many Subway cookies do you think you could eat in one sitting? Explain.
Probably 18, but if Elijah asks, 40.
#82 An-Chi Tsou

What's your name?
An-Chi
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
#82, August 11, tall enough to get on the big kids rides and short enough to be pretty comfortable on an airplane.
How did you start playing ultimate? (If you answered this question last year, make something up.)
I was in England at the time and like others who first hear about "ultimate," I thought I was signing up for an ultimate fighting club. When I realized it was played by a ton of engineers and other nerds I just conceded to the fact that I really am a nerd that loves chasing after flying objects. It was love.
If you didn't spend all your time playing ultimate, what would you be doing instead?
This year, I'd be planning my wedding. In other years, I'd probably be doing parkour or other related ninja type activities.
What does Blue Diamond mean to you?
The latest and greatest type of snowboarding/skiing trail, made by someone who couldn't decide if it was an intermediate or difficult slope, and was likely lazy and intoxicated
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
The adventure to find margaritas in North Carolina at 9:01pm and beyond.
Taco Bell order?
Doritos locos tacos - nacho cheese flavor. I have not found anything else worthy on that menu.
Best toes on the team? Worst?
Worst: AJ's after tournaments. Bubble toes + blood blisters = Nastification
Best: I'm not sure it's possible to have nice toes while playing ultimate...but my guess is Dulcy.
Best: I'm not sure it's possible to have nice toes while playing ultimate...but my guess is Dulcy.
How many Subway cookies do you think you could eat in one sitting? Explain.
One more than whatever Scotty can eat (and 30 less than what he said he could do in this survey).
#97 Bianca Sievers

What's your name?
Bianca Sievers
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'9", #97, 9/7
How did you start playing ultimate? (If you answered this question last year, make something up.)
It all started when Robby Merk introduced me to the sport freshman year in college, when I played on an IM team. After having a brief two year stint with rowing in college I was burnt out on sports and wanted to focus on school. It wasn't until my senior year of college, when many of my friends, who played ultimate, encouraged me to come out for the UCD women's team, that I played competitively.
If you didn't spend all your time playing ultimate, what would you be doing instead?
If I didn't spend my time playing ultimate, I would probably become consumed by some other sport possibly beach volleyball or maybe something creative such as painting. I like to work towards something bigger than myself and I think is why ultimate is so fun for me. I am able to join together with some awesome, hard-working, motivational people and accomplish great things.
What does Blue Diamond mean to you?
Blue Diamond was first discovered off the very tip of South Africa by a man entitled, Sir Adam Raty VI. He had traveled far and wide in search of this blue diamond that was rumored to be so beautiful, that it would win over the heart of any woman who laid eyes upon it. After trekking through treacherous jungles and scrapping by on a plant diet, true to his vegetarian beliefs, Sir Raty VI finally had the blue diamond within his grasp. So proud he was of finding this diamond, he began to dance in celebration. Unfortunately for Sir Raty VI, he tripped on a rock, which caused the blue diamond to lurch out of his hands and into the sky. Fearing that he had lost this precious gem he immediately turned his head upwards only to then have the blue diamond travel into his mouth and down to his stomach quicker than he could react. And with that Sir Adam Raty VI no longer had any chance of finding a lady.
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
Too many to recount.
Taco Bell order?
Doritos locos double decker taco burrito SUPREME (it's on the secret menu)
Best toes on the team? Worst?
Best: Paige
Worst: Dulcy
Worst: Dulcy
How many Subway cookies do you think you could eat in one sitting? Explain.
I can eat 15 cookies, as long as a large amount of milk is provided with them. Milk is essential for quenching my thirst and provides me with great happiness.
#99 Kevin Liantono

What's your name?
Kevin Liantono
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
Exactly 5-09.25. Jersey number 99! I'm fat and I get up big. December 21st; when the world was supposed to end, severely disappointed. I also recently discovered that I am a Triple Sagittarius.
How did you start playing ultimate? (If you answered this question last year, make something up.)
Freshman year in college. I signed up for all the Club Sports during orientation, even got persuaded to sign up for Men's Rowing. I wanted to walk-on to the NCAA Track & Field program at UC Davis, but they would have probably red-shirted me my first year. My roommate Brody reminded me of the first UC Davis Dogs Ultimate practice and after that I was hooked. I came into the sport not knowing anything about it, but in the end, I realized that Ultimate is a culmination of all my favorite sports. Even though I couldn't throw at all in the beginning, I enjoyed working tirelessly to see any bit of improvement in my game. Implementing critique and advice from experienced players and coaches definitely helped me even more.
If you didn't spend all your time playing ultimate, what would you be doing instead?
Probably have alot more time for my studies at Davis. I would also have more time to do outdoorsy things on the weekends like backpacking, going to different venues to rock climb, or slacklining over high plateaus. I enjoy reading books, economic/political articles, as well as scientific ones. That being said, I enjoy participating in discussions (similar topic breadth as above.) I also like to do some creative writing (short stories, poems) every now and then, along with drawing or painting. If I had a piano with me I would definitely play alot more. I love listening to music, writing music, and discovering new tunes. I enjoy doing anything with water, like swimming; definitely relaxes me, along with meditation and yoga. I still enjoy morning long runs. If I had more time I would definitely try getting back into martial arts again. And I try to hit the slopes to board when I can. I also enjoy trying new cuisines...which is basically eating alot and being fat.
What does Blue Diamond mean to you?
A diamond. Oh, it's blue. I'm guessing it should be large. Something most people can't afford. The same one that the stupid girl from the Titanic dropped into the ocean. Most of all, it's a pointless shiny stone with no real purpose other than being a pretty good cutting edge.
Funniest moment of the season thus far?
Still waiting.
Taco Bell order?
Hi, can I order...wait, if I wanted to order everything, how long would that take? Also, tell me why I am here again? *munchies*, *stumbles drunkenly/highly* If I was sober, I wouldn't be in a Taco Bell. But if I had to buy something from there, maybe a BigMac and a Supersize order of fries.
Best toes on the team? Worst?
Twinkletoes, Mr. Hubbard.
How many Subway cookies do you think you could eat in one sitting? Explain.
We'll see soon enough. It's happening.
2012 Roster
#1 Scott Roeder

What's your name?
Scott Roeder
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5"10, 1, 5/28/87, twitter: @scottroeder
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
Capture the flag, double dutch, foursquare
How did you start playing ultimate?
A recent Cal Alumni started teaching biology at my high school in Alameda and started a team, Dark Meat. It was our only official school sport and I was currently playing soccer for another high school. I went to a few practices my junior year and then played at high school nationals in 2004. We were the only team to represent for California and we came in last. I started playing full time my senior year of high school.
What's your throw of choice?
Its got to be either flick or backhand. Those are usually my go to throws.
Will Scott Roeder be at pod?
70% of the time, I'm there every time.
What are you most known for on the team?
How did you get the nickname "Milkshake"?
We were a a Dairy Queen after practice one weekend and while I was ordering I pulled out a bag of protein powder and asked the person taking my order if they could mix it in with my milkshake.
What's your funniest Polar Bear moment/joke/memory?
How much does a polar bear weigh? I still don't get it.
#2 Cullen Coyne

What's your name?
Cullen Coyne
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'11.75", 175lbs, #2, 5/18/89
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
Soccer, Hockey, Pick-up Basketball
How did you start playing ultimate?
Mike De Sousa, my PE teacher in high school, started a team but I wasn't really interested in it for the first few years. In the middle of my Junior year, Connor Murphy got me and my cousin to come out to a Fall practice. My cousin quit, but I fell in love.
What's your throw of choice?
Backhand, all day.
Will Scott Roeder be at pod?
Is pod in Alameda? Answer should be the same for both.
What are you most known for on the team?
Backhands...regardless of force.
How did you get the nickname "Milkshake"?
I really enjoy them.
What's your funniest Polar Bear moment/joke/memory?
"Nobody puts Baby in the corner."
#3 Clay Miller

What's your name?
Clay Miller
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
A tall 5'10", #3 for now, 12/22/1986, blue eyes, brown hair, light freckles.
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
Tennis in High School, a bit of basketball, too.
How did you start playing ultimate?
I wanted to play club tennis at Cal, but picked up a flyer for ultimate as it also seemed fun. Didn't make the tennis team, here I am!
What's your throw of choice?
Hmmmm.....Let me think abo--around backhand break. ftw. #YOLO
Will Scott Roeder be at pod?
yes, but late. His excuse is anybody's guess.
What are you most known for on the team?
Dashing good looks, my huge layout Ds, impeccable timing on cuts. Also notable are my improperly fitting hats, being the guy with sunscreen and a watch, never having any cash...
How did you get the nickname "Milkshake"?
So this one time, at Club Nationals 2010, we had just lost a power pool game against Drag N' Thrust and I was PISSED. I resisted the urge to yell and rather walked over to a trash can on our sideline and kicked it. Hard. Little did I know, but the whole trash can was filled with milkshakes!! The contents flew everywhere and I was dappled with milkshake refuse. This did not go unnoticed.
What's your funniest Polar Bear moment/joke/memory?
Anytime we get together as a team and hang out.
#4 Simon Higgins

What's your name?
Simon Higgins
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
#4 6'4" 10/13/1992 Skymon Jiggins
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
Football
How did you start playing ultimate?
My teacher brought me out to practice in seventh grade and I've been at it ever since
What's your throw of choice?
High release flick, lefty backhand, or thumber
Will Scott Roeder be at pod?
Only if it's in the murda
What are you most known for on the team?
Deep defense and jumping high
How did you get the nickname "Milkshake"?
It's really a funny story actually...
What's your funniest Polar Bear moment/joke/memory?
When we were having our team meeting Saturday night before finals of US Open and that girl walked into our meeting and wouldn't go away, in fact, she came back into the room to notify us of a beer bottle outside the door. Then Lucas asked her "what're you still doing here!?" it was funny
#7 Monique Tafoya

What's your name?
Monique Tafoya
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'6'', #7, 10/03/1989
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
Football, basketball, softball, track & field
How did you start playing ultimate?
With a reconstructed knee intact, doctors clearance, and a year of persistent sideline watching behind me, I thought why not try playing a non-contact sport. Ultimate won over my heart and body, I've been leaving it all on the field ever since.
What's your throw of choice?
One without a hitch
Will Scott Roeder be at pod?
Depends, does he have an appointment?
What are you most known for on the team?
Driving, therapeutic massages, and a LOUD voice.
How did you get the nickname "Milkshake"?
Failure to produce enough lactase
What's your funniest Polar Bear moment/joke/memory?
Bearlaxing after winning the US Open (food, horchata, PBR, and swimming) need I say more.
#8 Kevin Cocks

What's your name?
Kevin Cocks
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'10"ish
9/17/89
# 8
Virgo
9/17/89
# 8
Virgo
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
I played football and baseball.
http://www.maxpreps.com/athletes/Y9P0rid9NU2SgLug-vi68g/baseball-spring-07/profile-kevin-cocks.htm
http://www.maxpreps.com/athletes/Y9P0rid9NU2SgLug-vi68g/baseball-spring-07/profile-kevin-cocks.htm
How did you start playing ultimate?
Tim Gilligan brought me to practice at SDSU.
What's your throw of choice?
Whichever way the dump is.
Will Scott Roeder be at pod?
What are you most known for on the team?
Getting a D, and taking an injury.
How did you get the nickname "Milkshake"?
Shenanigans
What's your funniest Polar Bear moment/joke/memory?
Being forced to buy a YOLO bro-tank and wear it underneath my jersey. Moral of the story: never throw 1.
#9 Greg Marliave

What's your name?
Greg
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
6'1, 175, March 8, 1984
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
I was the Seeker for the my state championship quidditch team in middle school.
How did you start playing ultimate?
Went to Carleton, I could only hold out so long.
What's your throw of choice?
The useless.
Will Scott Roeder be at pod?
As of now, yes. Pod is still over 30 minutes away.
What are you most known for on the team?
I am not for a lot of Bs.
Board Games, boba, and backhands.
Board Games, boba, and backhands.
How did you get the nickname "Milkshake"?
It's a funny story actually, now at least. I was 13 on a family vacation to Mexico. My parents decided it would be a good idea to see the fortresses around Guadalajara. Needless to say I was none too pleased, but what choice did I have? We walked around outside in the baking sun for all morning. Had to be at least 105 degrees by midday. At about one my parents finally agreed to stop for lunch. Since they knew it had been such a unbearable morning they said I could have whatever I wanted for being "such a trooper". That is when I made the fateful decision to request a milkshake. We went on one wild goose chase involving no milkshakes, one goose actually, a brush with death, a bar fight, and a night in mexican prison. All I was left with was the nickname Milkshake and a goose named Horchata.
What's your funniest Polar Bear moment/joke/memory?
I don't remember having fun, I only remember doin' work.
#10 Rico Chialvo

What's your name?
Federico Chialvo
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5 9.75, 10, 9/22/1983
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
Futbol, then little league baseball, then cross country, finally swimming in High School.
How did you start playing ultimate?
Started a club at my High School during my senior year.
What's your throw of choice?
backhand huck, out the back.
Will Scott Roeder be at pod?
is this like schrodinger's cat?
What are you most known for on the team?
Blizzards
How did you get the nickname "Milkshake"?
I love me my Blizzards.
What's your funniest Polar Bear moment/joke/memory?
#11 Jacob Serrano

What's your name?
Jacob "Zip" Zapata Triviso-Serrano (Yes Really)
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
Tall Enough, 11 all day, old enough... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM7B-SeNEhI
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
How did you start playing ultimate?
Believe it... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGDUmGlMJzU&feature=fvwp
What's your throw of choice?
Half Peperoni Half Ham and Pineapple...wait what?
Will Scott Roeder be at pod?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbSFxlfuf9s&playnext=1&list=PLB2192072A9F37DB3&feature=results_video ...I don't think so Tim.
What are you most known for on the team?
How did you get the nickname "Milkshake"?
What's your funniest Polar Bear moment/joke/memory?
Did you lose a disc at Potlatch 2 years ago? Well it's in Laos with a child in need now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BdT5mFAk-Y&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BdT5mFAk-Y&feature=related
#12 Eli Kerns

What's your name?
Elijah Kerns
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'11" and change. #12 03/04/92
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
Soccer and Baseball mostly
How did you start playing ultimate?
My momma took me to pick-up for my tenth birthday and I loved it. I took a couple year hiatus somewhere in there and joined Dark Meat when I was a sophomore in High School.
What's your throw of choice?
What's Dylan Freechild throwing nowadays?
Will Scott Roeder be at pod?
He said he would, why wouldn't he be?
What are you most known for on the team?
Questionable decisions, short fuse, Saturday morning wake-ups
How did you get the nickname "Milkshake"?
Nobody calls me that.
What's your funniest Polar Bear moment/joke/memory?
I have a few:
Lucas v. Chimp episodes I-V
The Potlatch 2010 circuit
And a story: My first day back with Polar Bears of the season Lisa "Stone Cold Troll" Pitcaithley offered to let me sit on her bucket (an accessory I have advocated against from the very beginning). I was tired though, and surprised at this turn of kindness so I accepted. Lisa promptly kicked the bucket out from underneath me, causing me to lose my balance and fall. In return, I attempted to kick the upended bucket but my foot hooked underneath it sending her container (with all her belongings inside) flying into the air. "No!" Lisa said and lunged forward, attempting to stop the thing from hitting the ground full force. However the momentum of the bucket caused Lisa to lose her balance and fall forward at which point Lisa and the bucket tumbled over one another for what seemed like forever.
Lucas v. Chimp episodes I-V
The Potlatch 2010 circuit
And a story: My first day back with Polar Bears of the season Lisa "Stone Cold Troll" Pitcaithley offered to let me sit on her bucket (an accessory I have advocated against from the very beginning). I was tired though, and surprised at this turn of kindness so I accepted. Lisa promptly kicked the bucket out from underneath me, causing me to lose my balance and fall. In return, I attempted to kick the upended bucket but my foot hooked underneath it sending her container (with all her belongings inside) flying into the air. "No!" Lisa said and lunged forward, attempting to stop the thing from hitting the ground full force. However the momentum of the bucket caused Lisa to lose her balance and fall forward at which point Lisa and the bucket tumbled over one another for what seemed like forever.
#16 AJ Shankar

What's your name?
AJ
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'9", #16
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
Soccer, Track, Cross Country, Foosball
How did you start playing ultimate?
See last year. But I guess before that I played "ultimate" in high school at some nerd math camp (ARML, anyone?).
What's your throw of choice?
Lefty backhand, bladey flick.
Will Scott Roeder be at pod?
I have faith.
What are you most known for on the team?
Apparently, being iced.
How did you get the nickname "Milkshake"?
Little-known fact: just like white people poop brown, brown people poop white. You can figure it out from there.
What's your funniest Polar Bear moment/joke/memory?
Lucas vs. the animal kingdom. Love the guy, but a chimp would rip his nuts off in about 3 nanoseconds.
#17 Natasha Won

What's your name?
Natasha Won
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'3", July 26 1990, Gryffindor, District 1
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
Track and Field mostly
How did you start playing ultimate?
Senior Year in HS, a new team was on the rise.
What's your throw of choice?
Flickers
Will Scott Roeder be at pod?
Only the Alameda one!
What are you most known for on the team?
Princess
How did you get the nickname "Milkshake"?
FTS. RIGGED.
What's your funniest Polar Bear moment/joke/memory?
Involves Lisa and her bucket.
#22 Matty Sung

What's your name?
Matty Sung
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'9
165 lbs
#22
DOB: 3/3/1988
Favorite Animal: Baby duck (quack,quack)
165 lbs
#22
DOB: 3/3/1988
Favorite Animal: Baby duck (quack,quack)
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
Track & Field
How did you start playing ultimate?
Taylor Lahey
What's your throw of choice?
Backhammer
Will Scott Roeder be at pod?
Is it in Alameda? If so, no.
What are you most known for on the team?
Getting harder than everyone else... Or falling asleep first.
How did you get the nickname "Milkshake"?
I bring all the boys to the yard.
What's your funniest Polar Bear moment/joke/memory?
It probably happened in Don Pedro... So I wasn't there for it.
#23 Shannon Matzinger

What's your name?
Shannon Matzinger
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'6", #23, July 9
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
soccer, softball, swimming
How did you start playing ultimate?
I once bet this guy that soccer was a better sport than ultimate. I lost.
What's your throw of choice?
Flick
Will Scott Roeder be at pod?
Is that actually a question?
What's your funniest Polar Bear moment/joke/memory?
Too many...
#25 Daniel Naruo

What's your name?
Daniel Naruo
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'9", 25, 5/22/85
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
Football(inside and outside linebacker)
How did you start playing ultimate?
Ultimate Frisbee club at high school
Will Scott Roeder be at pod?
Yes, unless Katy Perry is in concert
#26 Lisa Pitcaithley

What's your name?
Lisa Troll
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
Lisa P
LP
Big Red
Gingah
Fox
#26
5 9' short
20 years young
Deadlift 255
Bench 195
100m 9.59
LP
Big Red
Gingah
Fox
#26
5 9' short
20 years young
Deadlift 255
Bench 195
100m 9.59
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
What's your throw of choice?
Will Scott Roeder be at pod?
What are you most known for on the team?
How did you get the nickname "Milkshake"?
What's your funniest Polar Bear moment/joke/memory?
Potlatch 2010 NG.
never forget
never forget
#29 Tami Younge

What's your name?
Tami
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
FIVE FEET, 29, 11/25
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
Gymnastics, cross country, track, lacrosse
How did you start playing ultimate?
In college I walked by a sign for ultimate frisbee that said, "Miss being on a team?" And I did. So I joined.
What's your throw of choice?
...the one that gets to the person I'm throwing to.
Will Scott Roeder be at pod?
Only if say's he won't be at pod.
What are you most known for on the team?
Running into things.
How did you get the nickname "Milkshake"?
Aw, now I just want a milkshake.
What's your funniest Polar Bear moment/joke/memory?
Running a track workout with Clay Miller at Berkeley High and two guys asked him if I was his daughter...priceless. And water balloon fights at practice!
#35 Lucas Dallmann

What's your name?
Lucas Dallmann
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'11 on a good day. My favorite hashtag is #athlet and I was born Born May 22, 1987. You can catch me on the field wearing 35.
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
I got my magical kicks playing Soccer, my immense wrist strength on the badminton courts and my on field toughness getting beamed in little league baseball.
How did you start playing ultimate?
Scot Schnieder took it upon himself to start an Ultimate team at the Bay Area High School powerhouse of Terra Nova. At our first lunch pick up I threw an underhanded blade to teammate Sam Swink and proclaimed that the future had arrived. Schnieder scoffed, but no matter how hard his eyes rolled he would have a hard time denying the skill of his newly founded team. Terra Nova Diskfunctional would go on to take 3rd in the state of California in it's inaugural season, and as predicted the future was on display for all to see.
What's your throw of choice?
The throw that gets there, and the occasional #hookshot
Will Scott Roeder be at pod?
Depends on what daily socks he picked out
What are you most known for on the team?
How did you get the nickname "Milkshake"?
Plead the 5th. Crow$ 4 Life
#47 Yvette Fisher

What's your name?
Powski
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'7", 47, 9/10/1987
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
Cross country and track
How did you start playing ultimate?
I joined my 2nd year in college at UCLA
What's your throw of choice?
blade
Will Scott Roeder be at pod?
if its in alameda
How did you get the nickname "Milkshake"?
caw-caw
What's your funniest Polar Bear moment/joke/memory?
when Lucas got all excited about a gangnam style celebration for a score at ECC and no one joined in.
#50 Josh Wardle

What's your name?
Josh Wardle
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
182cm, 10.5 Stone, #50
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
Kabaddi
How did you start playing ultimate?
UK > University > Yanksville > College > Polar Bears
What's your throw of choice?
I tend to lead with rock and follow up with a paper rock 1-2 combo. Devastating.
Sidenote: I pioneered an unorthodox three paper opening (known as 'Triple Papes') that garnered me much notoriety in early 2010. This has since been superseded by the more widely known 'Heavy Papes' strategy, in part due to the latter's guaranteed success assuming your opponent doesn't employ the same technique or the riskier 'Scissor Factory'.
Sidenote: I pioneered an unorthodox three paper opening (known as 'Triple Papes') that garnered me much notoriety in early 2010. This has since been superseded by the more widely known 'Heavy Papes' strategy, in part due to the latter's guaranteed success assuming your opponent doesn't employ the same technique or the riskier 'Scissor Factory'.
Will Scott Roeder be at pod?
4defs
What are you most known for on the team?
Bringing an air of class, culture and sophistication to this bunch of goobs.
How did you get the nickname "Milkshake"?
Lost a trivia game and became bitter
What's your funniest Polar Bear moment/joke/memory?
Natasha Won
#58 Paige Kercher

What's your name?
Paige Kercher
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'6''
#58 - The year the Giants moved to SF
Favorite food: Tamales
Favorite Olympic Sports to watch: Equestrian, Gymnastics
Favorite flavor fusion: chocolate/raspberry
#58 - The year the Giants moved to SF
Favorite food: Tamales
Favorite Olympic Sports to watch: Equestrian, Gymnastics
Favorite flavor fusion: chocolate/raspberry
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
Softball, Soccer, Equestrian, Swimming
How did you start playing ultimate?
I picked up a frisbee and threw a lot the summer before I started, then I went back to school (sophomore year, undergrad) and decided I was tired of being out of shape. I knew a couple of people on the team and had a passable backhand (despite stepping out with the wrong foot!) so I decided to try it out. The people I knew ended up quitting, but I loved the people and game I met and couldn't turn away.
What's your throw of choice?
Thumber
Will Scott Roeder be at pod?
No, but he will send his brother Jeff as his doppelganger.
What are you most known for on the team?
Probably flick hucks, and my pool
What's your funniest Polar Bear moment/joke/memory?
The Adam vs. Seagull incident in Sarasota.
#71 Palak Shah

What's your name?
Pak!
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
Height: taller than a 17 year-old Lucas Dallmann
DOB: Indian Independence Day
Fave drink: Whole Milk
Fave abbreve: Soc Butt
Skin color: a sun-kissed Chai Latte with a dollop of dark chocolate
Twitter handle: @paklockndropit
Fave Hashtag: #catstopwontstop
Fave Shampoo: AdamRaty's vom
DOB: Indian Independence Day
Fave drink: Whole Milk
Fave abbreve: Soc Butt
Skin color: a sun-kissed Chai Latte with a dollop of dark chocolate
Twitter handle: @paklockndropit
Fave Hashtag: #catstopwontstop
Fave Shampoo: AdamRaty's vom
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
Slap Cup, Olympic Faxing.
How did you start playing ultimate?
I met Bill Murray at a Mets game and he signed a foul ball for me. True story.
What's your throw of choice?
knucklepuck.
Will Scott Roeder be at pod?
Depends. What socks is he wearing today?
What are you most known for on the team?
100% sass, 0% class.
How did you get the nickname "Milkshake"?
Did you know that Crows eat Milkshakes for breakfast? Thasright. #cacaw
What's your funniest Polar Bear moment/joke/memory?
#74 Ben Hubbard

What's your name?
Ben Hubbard
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
6'4.5", #74 as a homage to my freshmen year #747. October 16, 1989.
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
My main sport was soccer growing up. I also played tennis and golf, but only so I could play with my parents in their respective sports. I was good, but never played competitively besides soccer (and for a brief stint competitive ping pong). I've also got 4 years of high school marching band under my belt.
How did you start playing ultimate?
Dan Schneider (AP US History teacher at the time/ previous UCSB legend) recommended to my other brother Stephen to play pick-up ultimate at LPC as conditioning for high school soccer. I was a freshmen at the time, and I went along once or twice to condition for soccer as well. Stephen went on to have a great experience playing ultimate for UCSD. During my Junior year try-outs for soccer, I was cut and that subsequently ended my soccer career. My senior year, Allen Thoe (Math teacher/ UC Davis alumni) created a team for Foothill high school in Pleasanton. I saw the flier promoting the new team on my 18 birthday, which was a way better present than whatever my ex-girlfriend probably got me. Our team was very motivated to get better, and was very thankful to the Las Positas program for allowing us to practice with them to learn and improve.
What's your throw of choice?
Backhand Huck
Will Scott Roeder be at pod?
In my recent memory, I don't think he's ever been at Davis Pod. So no.
What are you most known for on the team?
A kind soul and gentile spirit. Also the guy with nail clippers to share.
How did you get the nickname "Milkshake"?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
What's your funniest Polar Bear moment/joke/memory?
Clay Miller paying for, and then falling asleep for every single minute once the movie started during "The Dark Knight Rises" besides the credits.
Once the movie was over and people were talking about it outside the theater, Tami said, "Wow that was truly an amazing movie". Clay replied with, "Yea, I can't wait to see it".
Once the movie was over and people were talking about it outside the theater, Tami said, "Wow that was truly an amazing movie". Clay replied with, "Yea, I can't wait to see it".
#76 Adam Raty

What's your name?
Adam Raty
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
Adam Raty
#76
Three Two One / 85
#76
Three Two One / 85
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
baseketball
How did you start playing ultimate?
LARPing buddy turned me on to it.
What's your throw of choice?
"up" and preferably at AJ's
Will Scott Roeder be at pod?
If it has been moved to Alameda... then no.
What are you most known for on the team?
I was the only one on the team to ever take off my skate and try to stab someone.
How did you get the nickname "Milkshake"?
Crows, crows, crows, crows, crows!
#82 An-Chi Tsou

What's your name?
An-Chi
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
Huge in Asia, 82, 8/11
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
ninja sports and field hockey
How did you start playing ultimate?
My college friends and I tried it out after watching some Northampton locals playing. Got addicted and joined a student team when I was abroad in England.
What's your throw of choice?
Pretty sure the wheelie is the best choice out there.
Will Scott Roeder be at pod?
He's pulling a Mimi.
What are you most known for on the team?
Being Mama Bear. And not being interpretable while flashing my blue smile.
How did you get the nickname "Milkshake"?
It's because of my similarity to Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
What's your funniest Polar Bear moment/joke/memory?
Anytime someone trolls a goob is a great moment.
2011 Roster
#1 Scott Roeder

What's your name?
Scott Roeder aka Scaughty Photography aka Jailbreak
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
Height: 5'9.5" with the heart of a giant, #: 1, DOB: May 28th 1987, Sign: Gemini, Shoe Size: 10.5, Hat Size: 7 3/8, Favorite Color: Purple
Must have for tournaments?
A copy of the character sheet at the back of the Player's Handbook for each player, a battle grid, miniatures to represent each character and the monsters that challenge them, at least one four-sided die (d4), four six-sided dice (d6), one eight-sided die (d8), two ten-sided dice (d10), one twelve-sided die (d12), and one twenty-sided die (d20), pencils, scrap paper, and graph paper to keep notes and to map the locations your characters will explore.
wait....what kind of tournament are we talking about?
wait....what kind of tournament are we talking about?
Just caught the goal, now what?
Drop it and declare a turnover. You don't become the leader in assists by catching goals.
Favorite ultimate player(s)?
Scott "Miller" Miller & Bryan "Stig" Nguyen. Scott spent four years at UC Irvine hucking it to them, whats not to love. It was a great show.
Favorite athlete outside of ultimate?
The Green Power Ranger, Shaun White and Jackie Chan.
Favorite YouTube video, meme, or other link on the internets?
Song for your highlight reel?
3 Peat - Lil Wayne
Was Robot in or out?
Check the cover of the USAU Magazine....oh wait, who took that photo?
Track workouts: sprints or stairs?
pants or shorts?
Preferred sunscreen SPF level?
O or D?
A to Z.
What are you known for on the field?
Four words. Fashionable & Never Pulls Out. Not to mention, relentless defense on the in-cut, a workhorse in the cup, infamous ups to bring down the big floaty ones, and a key motivational component in the huddle. He's got some pretty ok throws too.
What are you known for off the field?
Four words. Fashionable & Never Pulls Out. Known to make frequent contributions to his favorite charity: the economy. Scott consumes media like a beast and has also been known to dabble in photography in his spare time.
Are you hoping to contract Bungalow this year?
Most anticipated event ever...who isn't?
How did you start playing ultimate?
Scott's high school ultimate coach stole him from the soccer team and was told tall-tales of college scholarships, mansions, fame, gold, referees, and increasing television popularity. The good life.
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
Capture the flag, tether-ball, skateboarding, snowboarding, trampoline dodgeball, and four square.
Anything else you want to add?
Follow @scottroeder on Twitter.
#9 Greg Marliave

What's your name?
Greg
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
CM
1-800-Phone#
Pisces
1-800-Phone#
Pisces
Must have for tournaments?
WMB
Just caught the goal, now what?
Land. Then spike.
Favorite ultimate player(s)?
Billy Baroo
Favorite athlete outside of ultimate?
Phil Ivey
Favorite YouTube video, meme, or other link on the internets?
Song for your highlight reel?
Young Forever
Was Robot in or out?
In, is that even a question?
Track workouts: sprints or stairs?
Both
Preferred sunscreen SPF level?
WMB 100+
O or D?
D
What are you known for on the field?
Cooking.
What are you known for off the field?
Lord of Catan
Are you hoping to contract Bungalow this year?
Can you get it twice?
How did you start playing ultimate?
I was too old to be good at anything else.
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
Tennis, quidditch
Anything else you want to add?
1+1 = 2
#10 Charles Denby

What's your name?
charles
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5-08, 10, 07-29-82
Must have for tournaments?
tackling fuel (a sugar free red bull mixed with a gallon of water). lots of sleep.
Just caught the goal, now what?
high-fives
Favorite ultimate player(s)?
Everyone on Polar Bears. Especially the youngsters Eli and Lucas. These guys are super talented, fun to watch, and always bring a super fun attitude to practice and tournaments.
Matt Rubes. I mean, this guy is a 20+ year Winter league vet, he got unmatched goalty swag, and he has a pub-crawl in his honor.
Lakshmi Narayan. She's hot!
Matt Rubes. I mean, this guy is a 20+ year Winter league vet, he got unmatched goalty swag, and he has a pub-crawl in his honor.
Lakshmi Narayan. She's hot!
Favorite athlete outside of ultimate?
Rondo
Song for your highlight reel?
Six foot seven foot
Was Robot in or out?
Unknown
Track workouts: sprints or stairs?
Sprints
Preferred sunscreen SPF level?
90
O or D?
D
Are you hoping to contract Bungalow this year?
haha
How did you start playing ultimate?
Dave Wellington gave me the look.
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
Soccer
#11 Jacob Serrano

What's your name?
Zip
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'10", 11, 2-10-1986, tall, dark and handsome.
Must have for tournaments?
Timbuk2 Bag, White Chocolate Macadamia Cliff Bars, Camera
Just caught the goal, now what?
Pretend like you've been there before.
Favorite ultimate player(s)?
Daniel Naruo.
Why? Do you have to ask? He is a Robot!
Why? Do you have to ask? He is a Robot!
Favorite YouTube video, meme, or other link on the internets?
Song for your highlight reel?
Heart of Gold - Neil Young
Was Robot in or out?
In.
Track workouts: sprints or stairs?
Stairs baby all day!
Preferred sunscreen SPF level?
30 SPF
O or D?
Defense wins games!
What are you known for on the field?
My first step.
What are you known for off the field?
Bringing home the bacon.
How did you start playing ultimate?
By learning to throw pizza doe. That's the truth.
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
Soccer, and Tennis.
Anything else you want to add?
I am the Walrus.
#12 Eli Kerns

What's your name?
Elijah Kerns
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'11"; #12; March 4, 1992; Born Chico, CA; Current City: Davis, CA
Must have for tournaments?
Shotbloks, Water, Boost (and/or Ensure)
Just caught the goal, now what?
I throw the disc up if the spike is for me and down to fire up my team.
Favorite ultimate player(s)?
Kevin Cissna- for his attitude and the way he see's the game
Robert Gormley- for his patience and the atmosphere he brings to any setting
2010 USA Junior National Team- one love, one family forever.
Ashlin Joye- He's the best ever
Robert Gormley- for his patience and the atmosphere he brings to any setting
2010 USA Junior National Team- one love, one family forever.
Ashlin Joye- He's the best ever
Favorite athlete outside of ultimate?
Are there athletes in ultimate?
Favorite YouTube video, meme, or other link on the internets?
French-Tyler the Creator: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk68dCUQjzE
Song for your highlight reel?
Slam- Pendulum
Was Robot in or out?
Should have been a greatest.
Track workouts: sprints or stairs?
I'll run stairs all day every day. Sprints feel more like work so I do them as punishment.
Preferred sunscreen SPF level?
I'm going to burn no matter what. Doesn't matter.
O or D?
O in Mixed, D in Open
What are you known for on the field?
Questionable decisions, bidding hard
Are you hoping to contract Bungalow this year?
I hear all you have to do is hope
How did you start playing ultimate?
My mom brought me with her to pick-up on my 10th birthday. I loved going but eventually stopped going to pick-up due to time-conflicts caused by other sports. I rejoined the sport by playing for Dark Meat my sophomore year of high school in an attempt to stay in shape.
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
Soccer and Baseball
#13 Taylor Lahey

What's your name?
Taylor Lahey
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'10'', 13 (If the captains gave it to me), 4/18/88
Must have for tournaments?
Whet Ones
Just caught the goal, now what?
nonchalant dropkick/elbow spike/the occasional pull straight up in to the air.
Favorite ultimate player(s)?
Dylan... Dylan... Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan.
Then Kevin Cissna, Roger Crafts, Gabe Saunkeah
Then Kevin Cissna, Roger Crafts, Gabe Saunkeah
Favorite athlete outside of ultimate?
Derek Fisher/Robert Horry
Favorite YouTube video, meme, or other link on the internets?
Song for your highlight reel?
Sugar Hill Gang - Apache (Jump On It)
Was Robot in or out?
In.
Track workouts: sprints or stairs?
Sprints.
Preferred sunscreen SPF level?
Depends if I chose to wear it that day or not. Usually whatever hands me.
O or D?
D
What are you known for on the field?
The guy throws low swing passes, my first step, making Arrested Development references.
What are you known for off the field?
Being a silly graphic design buff, dreaming of dunking, and secretly living my life as a pseudo-self-hating-hipster.
Are you hoping to contract Bungalow this year?
Absolutely. But only if I knew what you were talking about.
How did you start playing ultimate?
Sean "The Dozer" Lahey taught me everything I know.
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
Soccer and Basketball also some pickup cupstacking here or there.
#14 Marie Madaras

What's your name?
Marie Madaras
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5' 7" - #14 - DOB: April 14 1989
Must have for tournaments?
Pickles, gummy bears, headband
Just caught the goal, now what?
Walk away like I've been there before
Favorite ultimate player(s)?
Georgia Bosscher, because she's a Boss
Jeff Silverman, because he's crazy
Jeff Silverman, because he's crazy
Favorite athlete outside of ultimate?
Wes Welker...we're getting married
Favorite YouTube video, meme, or other link on the internets?
Nighttime Daytime
Song for your highlight reel?
Remember the name - Fort Minor
Was Robot in or out?
In
Track workouts: sprints or stairs?
Sprints
Preferred sunscreen SPF level?
15
O or D?
D
What are you known for on the field?
Tall socks and headband
What are you known for off the field?
Getting distracted by shiny things
Are you hoping to contract Bungalow this year?
yes?
How did you start playing ultimate?
One beautiful day I was sitting in the park eating a delicious blueberry pie. It was so good I ate it all in one sitting and then was very full and did not want to move for a very long time. However, I got bored very quickly and only had a pie plate to entertain me. I decided to throw the pie plate as far as possible and when my dog retrieved it and so I threw it again. Alas, when I went to college and realized that more people threw pie plates (more advanced plastic ones) I instantly gravitated toward them. The rest is history.
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
Soccer, ice hockey, lacrosse
#16 AJ Shankar

What's your name?
AJ
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'9", #16, 3 B.C.
Must have for tournaments?
Old-school Vapor Jets!
Just caught the goal, now what?
Toss the disc to the front endzone line.
Fictional character or professional athlete that personifies your play style?
Dhalsim
Song for your highlight reel?
None of the songs are short enough :(
Was Robot in or out?
Unquestionably in. Slo-mo video replay confirms it!
Track workouts: sprints or stairs?
Stairs. Though sprints are better for me.
O or D?
O. Please.
What are you known for on the field?
Running, being brown
What are you known for off the field?
Irreverence
Are you hoping to contract Bungalow this year?
Yes. It gives me vivid dreams.
How did you start playing ultimate?
I was playing some pickup at Cedar-Rose Park in Berkeley like a total n00b and Pradeep Nair said that if I want to get better I should play for Cal's team. And then I did.
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
Soccer, track, cross country, foosball.
#17 Natasha Won

What's your name?
Natasha Won
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'3 Short
#17 on the field
21 years young
O line Handler
#17 on the field
21 years young
O line Handler
Must have for tournaments?
I can't play without my under armour spandex. At DUI, I thought I forgot to bring them so I went straight to a big five and bought a new pair. I then proceeded to find my under armour after games on saturday. MISTAKE. Aside from the spandex, you must have a bucket with a seat lid. They're so handy but beware, other people will start sitting on them. They're called floaters. BUY YOUR OWN BUCKET!
Just caught the goal, now what?
I'd like to create an endzone dance but it never works out so I just smile. :) Yayyyyyy.
Favorite ultimate player(s)?
haha... I'd rather not say.
Favorite athlete outside of ultimate?
#8 Pavelski from San Jose Sharks of course. He's a freaking BALLERRRRRRRRRRRR!
Favorite YouTube video, meme, or other link on the internets?
"I like turtles" HAHA. I quote it too much.
also, "Cheese BALLIN" by rob dyrdek.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvECDQ3G73o
Currently insured with Ankle Insurance Co.
also, "Cheese BALLIN" by rob dyrdek.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvECDQ3G73o
Currently insured with Ankle Insurance Co.
Song for your highlight reel?
Save the world by Swedish House Mafia
Rock that body by the Black Eyed Peas
Rock that body by the Black Eyed Peas
Was Robot in or out?
Replay clearly says he's in. Haters are just jealous. Get your eyes checked.
Track workouts: sprints or stairs?
Stairs. Up up and away!
Preferred sunscreen SPF level?
I don't know... what's the most effective one? 50? sure. Let's go with 50.
O or D?
Offense because nothing feels better than scoring a goal.
Are you hoping to contract Bungalow this year?
That's when you know you're in the big leagues
How did you start playing ultimate?
Allen Thoe, former Jam player and my former math teacher, created a club team my senior year of high school. My friend Ami asked me to join her because she was the only girl thus I decided to just check it out. I did not intend to play so I was unprepared, wearing my vans. I was really intrigued by Thoe's flick and wheel and made it a goal to learn the throws. After that, I just fell in love with the game.
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
Track and Field (Hurdles, 100, 200, 400, triple jump, long jump), basketball, cricket, acrobatics, and cheerleading.
Anything else you want to add?
Random Fact: I've been stung by a bee twice. Both times I got stung while playing ultimate. Talk about unfortunate!
#20 Alexa Kirkland

What's your name?
Alexa 'Cleo' Kirkland
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
Height: 5'5
#:20
#:20
Favorite athlete outside of ultimate?
Hedo Rick
Track workouts: sprints or stairs?
Stairs!
O or D?
O
What are you known for off the field?
Tooth-fixer in-training
How did you start playing ultimate?
UCLA BLU
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
Soccer
#22 Paige Kercher

What's your name?
Paige Kercher
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5' 6", DOB 9/22/88. Hometown: Dixon, CA
Must have for tournaments?
An excess of water, pre-emptive ibuprofen
Just caught the goal, now what?
Walk in a semi circle and push pass the disc back to the line for the next pull
Favorite athlete outside of ultimate?
Steve Holt!
Favorite YouTube video, meme, or other link on the internets?
Anything involving a cute baby animal. StumbleUpon. Sporcle.
Song for your highlight reel?
The Final Countdown
Was Robot in or out?
Moot point. He spiked it before he landed.
Track workouts: sprints or stairs?
Stairs
Preferred sunscreen SPF level?
35
O or D?
D. Because then if you get to play O if you do your job right and force a turn.
What are you known for on the field?
Busting deep for the goal and dump defense (that's what I think anyway)
What are you known for off the field?
My impeccable volume-estimating skills. How many gallons ARE there in a Gatorade jug?
How did you start playing ultimate?
Sophomore year of undergrad I decided to stop being an out of shape lazy person, and I knew a couple people on the ultimate team (who later ended up quitting). I took to it right away and never looked back.
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
Soccer, Softball, Swim Team, Horseback riding
Anything else you want to add?
Steve Holt!
#23 Lauren Carden

What's your name?
Lauren "Ducky" Carden
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'4''
#23 (or at least i'm assuming)
06/13/1985
half-japanese/half-irish
law school grad
from Auburn, CA
#23 (or at least i'm assuming)
06/13/1985
half-japanese/half-irish
law school grad
from Auburn, CA
Must have for tournaments?
trader joes plantain chips
purple gatorade
shot blocks
Bailey
sunscreen?
purple gatorade
shot blocks
Bailey
sunscreen?
Just caught the goal, now what?
Celebratory stanky leg dance
Favorite ultimate player(s)?
The immortal athletes of BAG 2009. They were pretty amazing.
Favorite athlete outside of ultimate?
Ginny Weasley
Favorite YouTube video, meme, or other link on the internets?
Song for your highlight reel?
Taylor Swift-Love Story or Justin Bieber-Baby, both classics
Was Robot in or out?
In? PB was going to win anyways so at least the ending was exciting.
Track workouts: sprints or stairs?
Sprints for sure. Stairs make me dizzy.
Preferred sunscreen SPF level?
15, unless it's my nose, then 50.
O or D?
D!
What are you known for on the field?
Smiling when I should actually be intense.
Are you hoping to contract Bungalow this year?
I heard that's part of the rookie initiation
How did you start playing ultimate?
Started my 3rd year at UCLA because my roommate's boyfriend was on the men's team. Shout outs to UCLA Ultimate, by far one of the best college frisbee communities.
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
Track, Cross Country, Jazz, Tap and Ballet
#24 Robby Merk

What's your name?
Robby Merk
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'10", 24, 11/18/1989
Must have for tournaments?
FOOD
Just caught the goal, now what?
It's time for an elbow spike.
Favorite ultimate player(s)?
Robert Gormley
Favorite athlete outside of ultimate?
Matt Cain
Favorite YouTube video, meme, or other link on the internets?
Song for your highlight reel?
Up Around the Bend
Was Robot in or out?
Hella in on video.
Track workouts: sprints or stairs?
Let's do both.
Preferred sunscreen SPF level?
A burdensome 45.
O or D?
D
What are you known for on the field?
Throwing, catching, and d'ing the disc.
What are you known for off the field?
Going to bed early.
Are you hoping to contract Bungalow this year?
Eh.
How did you start playing ultimate?
Throwing around before cross country. It was magic.
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
Baseball, basketball, track, cross country.
#25 Daniel Naruo

What's your name?
Daniel Sunao Naruo
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'9", 25, May 22 1985, Ox, Middle Child, loves doing barrel rolls on the inner tube.
Must have for tournaments?
Medical supplies, water bottles and cleats. No Jerseys needed, skin for a light jersey and mud for a dark.
Just caught the goal, now what?
Check to see if I've been called "In".
Favorite YouTube video, meme, or other link on the internets?
Rejected Cartoons
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJYxCSXjhLI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJYxCSXjhLI
Song for your highlight reel?
Foo Fighters- In Your Honor
Alien Ant Farm- Movies
Enrique Iglesisas-You can Take my Breath Away (I can be Your Hero)
Jimmy Eat World-Futures
Kingdom Hearts-Simple And Clean (Rock Version)
Alien Ant Farm- Movies
Enrique Iglesisas-You can Take my Breath Away (I can be Your Hero)
Jimmy Eat World-Futures
Kingdom Hearts-Simple And Clean (Rock Version)
Was Robot in or out?
It wouldn't have been a question if those fields were regulation size.
Track workouts: sprints or stairs?
Stairs with a weight vest
O or D?
I like to control the tempo on O but D's are just so satisfying.
What are you known for off the field?
I'm known for... Excellent school attendance, Living La Vida Loca, Passing out early, Doing the "Drag", Nursing wounded baby rhinos and releasing them back into the wild and Hunting baby rhinos.
Are you hoping to contract Bungalow this year?
I got Bung Fever
How did you start playing ultimate?
High school algebra teacher(Jesse Woodward) started a team.
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
Football- Linebacker
Anything else you want to add?
If anyone wants to go out in a kayak or some other type of boat that we have at Lake Chabot just let me know and I'll get you out there.
#26 Lisa Pitcaithley

What's your name?
Lisa P
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'9
#26
May 8, 1992
Redhead
#26
May 8, 1992
Redhead
Must have for tournaments?
chalk and blue powerade
Just caught the goal, now what?
Knucks
Favorite ultimate player(s)?
Tyler Kinley, Daniel "Bogo" Landry, Tim Gilligan
Favorite athlete outside of ultimate?
Joe Thornton, Ryan Clowe
Favorite YouTube video, meme, or other link on the internets?
Song for your highlight reel?
Fuck The Pain Away- by Peaches
Was Robot in or out?
sofa king IN
Track workouts: sprints or stairs?
stairs baby!
Preferred sunscreen SPF level?
30
O or D?
:D
What are you known for on the field?
Throwin dumps catchin goals
Are you hoping to contract Bungalow this year?
haven't gotten rid of it
How did you start playing ultimate?
A mixture of jesus camp, natasha won, and instinct.
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
Track and Field, karate, tennis, basketball, soccer
Anything else you want to add?
#28 Rico Chialvo

What's your name?
Federico Chialvo
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5' 9'', 28, 9/22/83
Must have for tournaments?
cleats
Just caught the goal, now what?
Knee spike
Favorite ultimate player(s)?
Joe K. for being fierce yet calm in the heat of battle, and because he works hard and supports his teammates.
Favorite athlete outside of ultimate?
Lionel Andrés Messi
Favorite YouTube video, meme, or other link on the internets?
my students playing ultimate in the Marshall Islands: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DLDHhzbrtg
Song for your highlight reel?
"Ojos Que No Ven" - Alexis & Fido or "Hasta Abajo" Don Omar
Was Robot in or out?
in?
Track workouts: sprints or stairs?
Both
Preferred sunscreen SPF level?
50+
O or D?
Get the D, then play O
What are you known for off the field?
Mathemagicianry
How did you start playing ultimate?
Started a club at my High School, throwing during lunch and games on Friday.
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
Futbol/Soccer, Little League Baseball, Cross Country, Swimming
#35 Lucas Dallmann

What's your name?
Lucas Dallmann
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
Height: Under 6 foot, play like I'm 4'11. #35
Must have for tournaments?
WMB 50+, Tall Boy Nalgene, The Stick, Headband, Twitter Machine
Just caught the goal, now what?
I take requests. Haven't been fined yet.
Favorite ultimate player(s)?
Chis McManus- For his intensity and his hard work. Definition of HAM
Matty Sung- For letting me hangout with him and learn a lot about frisbee. And for singing me to bed at night.
Robert Gormley- Legend has it he once caught a layout D goal, noticed his opponent was obviously tired, called timeout to get his opponent water and make sure he was okay and took the rest of the timeout to run a drill to work on the other teams dumpset. He didn't score a Callahan, he caught a Gormley
Matty Sung- For letting me hangout with him and learn a lot about frisbee. And for singing me to bed at night.
Robert Gormley- Legend has it he once caught a layout D goal, noticed his opponent was obviously tired, called timeout to get his opponent water and make sure he was okay and took the rest of the timeout to run a drill to work on the other teams dumpset. He didn't score a Callahan, he caught a Gormley
Favorite athlete outside of ultimate?
Kevin Durant, Chad Ochocinco, and the Golden State Warriors
Favorite YouTube video, meme, or other link on the internets?
Song for your highlight reel?
Was Robot in or out?
Is this a serious question? Clearly the only place the throw could have been without getting blocked. And an amazing catch by my boy Robot
What are you known for on the field?
Ability to turn common sense off and huck to all deep cuts. Spiking before I land.
What are you known for off the field?
Starring in the film Land Before Spike.
Are you hoping to contract Bungalow this year?
Looking to spread Bungalow awareness this year.
How did you start playing ultimate?
To many concussions from soccer so my friends and I started a Ultimate team Senior year. Love you guys
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
Soccer, Basketball, Badminton
#71 Palak Shah

What's your name?
Palak!
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
5'1"
#71
DOB: Indian Independence Day
#71
DOB: Indian Independence Day
Must have for tournaments?
pigtails. also, abbreves.
Just caught the goal, now what?
run to portapotty to poop
Favorite ultimate player(s)?
Mo Steliteman, Thee Litest, Eli Teforlyf
Favorite athlete outside of ultimate?
Muggsy Bogues.
Favorite YouTube video, meme, or other link on the internets?
baby monkey
Song for your highlight reel?
missy elliot - we run this
Was Robot in or out?
that's what she said.
Track workouts: sprints or stairs?
tabata drinking. also, slap cup.
Preferred sunscreen SPF level?
nephew please.
O or D?
south asian line.
What are you known for on the field?
balls in my ass
How did you start playing ultimate?
I met Bill Murray at a Mets game and he signed a foul ball for me. True story.
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
sock 'em boppers. manhunt.
#76 Adam Raty

What's your name?
Adam James Raty
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
6'2", #76, 3/21/85, strength is that of an ox, known to be extremely cunning, veg.
Must have for tournaments?
A disc. Na
Just caught the goal, now what?
I'm sure somebody brought one.
Fictional character or professional athlete that personifies your play style?
Winning.
Favorite ultimate player(s)?
Mix between Ken Dobyns, Muhammad Ali, Barry Sanders, Jesus Christ, and Ryan Clowe.
Favorite athlete outside of ultimate?
Robert Gormley, because he once greatested into a burning building, at which point he saved 2 babies and 3 kittens trapped amongst the flames. Oh yeah, and his throw was completed... for the game winning score.
Favorite YouTube video, meme, or other link on the internets?
Douglas Murray
Song for your highlight reel?
Was Robot in or out?
Ghetto Pop Life - Dangermouse & Jemini
Track workouts: sprints or stairs?
In. I had best perspective.
Preferred sunscreen SPF level?
I <3 them all.
O or D?
Whatever Lucas endorses.
What are you known for on the field?
Both
What are you known for off the field?
Winning.
Are you hoping to contract Bungalow this year?
God no.
How did you start playing ultimate?
I don't remember. I should have played hockey.
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
Fat kids don't play sports.
Anything else you want to add?
Nomo nomo 209.
#82 An-Chi Tsou

What's your name?
An-Chi
Personal info: Height, #, DOB, etc.?
Huge in Asia
Lioness Leo
Lioness Leo
Must have for tournaments?
Football-like protective gear, chapstick
Just caught the goal, now what?
[picture of Lucas airplaning me]
Favorite ultimate player(s)?
The rawring kind
Favorite athlete outside of ultimate?
Secretariat
Favorite YouTube video, meme, or other link on the internets?
Song for your highlight reel?
[Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting]
Track workouts: sprints or stairs?
Why choose when you can have it all?
Preferred sunscreen SPF level?
82
O or D?
Throw to shorty
What are you known for on the field?
Screaming
What are you known for off the field?
Baking
Are you hoping to contract Bungalow this year?
Too late
How did you start playing ultimate?
The sorting hat decided for me.
What other sports did you play before ultimate?
Field Hockey
Ninja Fighting
Ninja Fighting
Anything else you want to add?
Beware the Murder Van 2011.
2010 Roster
No bios this year. Sorry.#1 808
#5 Robert Gormley
#8 Bekah Sexton
#9 Greg Marliave
#10 Emily West
#11 Jacob Serrano
#12 Eli Kerns
#13 Ernst Westphal
#16 AJ Shankar
#17 Natasha Won
#20 Alexa Kirkland
#22 Matty Sung
#24 Emma Dobbins
#25 Daniel Naruo
#26 Lisa Pitcaithley
#35 Lucas Dallmann
#50 Clay Miller
#55 Kwai Philpott
#76 Adam Raty
#82 An-Chi Tsou
#88 Brenda Shaylor